2. You cannot bear to be away from it for longer than a couple of hours at a time.
5. You have eaten so much chocolate in your life that you have questioned whether or not you would get sick of it.
LOL LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
6. The smell of chocolate gives you goosebumps.
7. And the first bite of chocolate is comparable to an orgasm.
JUST BEIN’ HONEST.
10. And your day is just so much better when it includes chocolate.
15. Because chocolate is the true love of your life.
ALWAYS AND FOREVER.
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