1. When you needed copius amounts of caffeine to make it through the simplest of assignments.
Or to make it through any part of senior year, tbh.
2. And when you found yourself questioning if you've ever written a paper in your life.
Because you suddenly forgot how to.
3. When you started devising ways to get out of your student loans.
LOL SORRY I MOVED ON, SALLIE MAE.
4. And when you realized your priorities from freshman year seemed too far gone.
Plz, just let me pass.
5. When you starting looking at the countdown to graduation every single day, multiple times a day.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6. And when it came time for finals, and you were like, "lol, no thanks."
Repeat after me: C's get degrees.
7. When you had more trouble getting up for your 11 a.m. class senior year than you ever had freshman year for your 8 a.m. class.
Can't. Leave. Bed.
8. And when you had to set more than one alarm to go to your one class of the day.
9. When you started to slack so much you had to re-evaluate some life plans.
Sorry boo, it's up to you now.
10. And when writing papers became about looking at your word count every 30 seconds.
So close, yet so far...
11. When it suddenly occurred to you that you are incapable of writing a paper unless it's due in mere hours.
If it's due tomorrow, you do it tomorrow.
12. When you forgot how to show up to class.
Oh sorry, I thought it was optional.
13. And when you started gettting REALLY excited about C's.
14. When you started to study and ended up watching Seasons 1-5 of Breaking Bad instead.
15. And when you started spending all of your time procrastinating.
Graduating with a degree in procrastination.
16. When you got that self-diagnosis of full-blown senioritis.
DOCTOR PLZ HELP ME
17. When you decided to go out on a Sunday night, because senior year.
18. And when you realized that in between panicking about the future and bullshitting papers, you know you're ready for the next step.
Sup real world... You ready for me?
