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    23 Pictures About Having Sex With A Penis That Are, Sorry, True

    Beware the jackhammer.

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    1. When he pulls down his pants and it's even more beautiful than the nudes he sent you.

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    2. When you're sexting and you tell him that you like it real rough.

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    3. And then when he's rearranging your guts and yanking your hair and you regret ever saying anything to begin with.

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    4. When you grab his bulge and feel something MUCH larger than you expected.

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    5. When his dick's got you hypnotized.

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    6. When it's girthy so you adjust your jaw accordingly and get a TMJ flare-up.

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    7. When you lie and claim you have no gag reflex but the tears rolling down your face say otherwise.

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    8. When he said he was about to come but you didn't believe him.

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    9. When he starts to jackhammer and you see your life flash before your eyes.

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    10. When he comes all over your stomach and turns you into a glazed doughnut.

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    11. When he unexpectedly slaps your face with his penis.

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    12. When you've been giving head for over 10 minutes and you come up for air.

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    13. When he says, "I'm close!" and you yell, "NOT THE EYES! NOT THE EYES!!!"

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    14. When you brace yourself for impact.

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    15. And then take it like a champ.

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    16. When he tries to go in dry.

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    17. When you find a stray pube in your mouth hours later.

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    18. When he tries to finish on your chest but misses and hits your face instead.

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    19. When he starts to flip you into a wildly uncomfortable position he saw in a Pornhub video six years ago.

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    20. When he comes, rolls over, and falls asleep, but you still haven't finished.

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    21. When you're riding him from the top and he starts to thrust too fast so you have to hold on for dear life.

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    22. When he shoots too far and gets cum all over your newly washed sheets.

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    23. And finally, when he's finished and you're waiting for him to get the towel.

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