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    23 Pictures About Having Sex With A Penis That Are, Sorry, True

    Beware the jackhammer.

    1. When he pulls down his pants and it's even more beautiful than the nudes he sent you.

    2. When you're sexting and you tell him that you like it real rough.

    3. And then when he's rearranging your guts and yanking your hair and you regret ever saying anything to begin with.

    4. When you grab his bulge and feel something MUCH larger than you expected.

    5. When his dick's got you hypnotized.

    6. When it's girthy so you adjust your jaw accordingly and get a TMJ flare-up.

    7. When you lie and claim you have no gag reflex but the tears rolling down your face say otherwise.

    8. When he said he was about to come but you didn't believe him.

    9. When he starts to jackhammer and you see your life flash before your eyes.

    10. When he comes all over your stomach and turns you into a glazed doughnut.

    11. When he unexpectedly slaps your face with his penis.

    12. When you've been giving head for over 10 minutes and you come up for air.

    13. When he says, "I'm close!" and you yell, "NOT THE EYES! NOT THE EYES!!!"

    14. When you brace yourself for impact.

    15. And then take it like a champ.

    16. When he tries to go in dry.

    17. When you find a stray pube in your mouth hours later.

    18. When he tries to finish on your chest but misses and hits your face instead.

    19. When he starts to flip you into a wildly uncomfortable position he saw in a Pornhub video six years ago.

    20. When he comes, rolls over, and falls asleep, but you still haven't finished.

    21. When you're riding him from the top and he starts to thrust too fast so you have to hold on for dear life.

    22. When he shoots too far and gets cum all over your newly washed sheets.

    23. And finally, when he's finished and you're waiting for him to get the towel.