1. You buy things from the dollar section only to literally never use them again.
You never know!!!
2. You never choose the cart with the leftover receipts in it.
Because no one wants that cart.
3. You have a specific route through the store to hit all of your favorite spots.
Let's. Do. This.
4. You've gone to Target when you literally didn't need to purchase anything.
But end up buying a shit ton of things anyway.
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5. And you've gone to Target when you only needed one thing and bought over 15 things.
Because you can ALWAYS find something.
6. You've grabbed a basket for your things, only to run back less than 10 minutes later to grab a cart.
Rookie mistake.
7. The cashiers know you by name.
Hey, it's me...again.
8. As do the Starbucks baristas inside Target, because obviously.
"One must go to Starbucks inside Target if there is a Starbucks inside Target." —Rules of Life
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9. You've come up with things to purchase JUST to go to Target.
I REALLY NEED A NEW WATER BOTTLE.
10. You always try to take more than six items into the dressing room and rarely ever succeed.
I HAVE SEVEN. LITERALLY JUST ONE OVER. JUST LET ME.
11. You've looked through the shoes only to discover that you already own half of them.
LOL WHOOPS!
12. And you've been looking through the clothing section only to realize that you're literally wearing all Target clothes.
AWKO TACO.
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13. You've lied about being in Target.
"Weren't you just at Target this morning?" LOL NO!!!
14. You've spent 30 minutes in the dollar section ALONE.
There are just so many things to explore.
15. You've made your way to the checkout, vowing that you're done spending money, only to pick up some candy and EOS in the checkout line.
Gets you every time.
16. Sometimes your "night out on the town" means going to Target after dark in your PJs.
You're only young once... Spend those years at Target.
17. And you think about Target more than you think about literally anything else.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness has obviously never been to Target.
