6. You have to be constantly aware of your side boobage and make sure it doesn’t turn into nippleage.
7. In order to make sure your top doesn’t come crumbling off, you have to double knot your top which results in A SORE FREAKING NECK. So painful yet necessary.
16. While wearing a bikini, you are practically naked yet expected to be self confident.
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