1. Bikini bottoms are approximately 3 inches of fabric, which means you have to groom A LOT in order to avoid looking like you're hiding a troll doll. Via imgur.com 2. Bikinis basically have zero support for your best friends. (Your boobs) Via imgur.com 3. If you try to give yourself some support, you end up exposing some serious underboob which isn't pleasant for anyone involved. Via imgur.com 4. And if tops DO have support it comes in the form of 9 inches of padding, which is just excessive, and now your boobs are at your chin. Via imgur.com Advertisement 5. But if you go sans padding you have some serious nipples showing and the 2 centimeters of fabric won't hide it. Via imgur.com 6. You have to be constantly aware of your side boobage and make sure it doesn't turn into nippleage. 20th Century Fox 7. In order to make sure your top doesn't come crumbling off, you have to double knot your top which results in A SORE FREAKING NECK. So painful yet necessary. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 8. And in order for your bottoms to stay on while participating in any sort of activity, you have to suffocate your hips. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via media.photobucket.com[term]=bikini%20cat&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=4 Advertisement 9. Forget trying to swim. Jump in a pool and down go your bottoms and to the side goes your top. Via imgur.com 10. And the lack of support makes it incredibly difficult to move so you are forced to walk slowly toward the ice cream truck instead of dashing to get the firecracker. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox / Via giphy.com 11. And the minute you step foot into the ocean a wave will certainly wash away your bathing suit along with your dignity. Via en.video.canoe.tv 12. Bikinis are basically hell for anyone with boobs on the smaller side. There is nothing to compensate. Via imgur.com Advertisement 13. It's impossible to get bottoms and tops that are both right for your body shape because, SHOCKER, not every woman is shaped the same. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via giphy.com 14. The less fabric, the more expensive. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 15. Many bikinis become transparent when wet which is perfect because who SWIMS while wearing a SWIMsuit am I right? Via funny-pictures.picphotos.net*wp-content*uploads*2014*01*american-apparel-mannequin-pubic-hair.jpg 16. While wearing a bikini, you are practically naked yet expected to be self confident. Paramount Pictures Advertisement 17. Gravity + bikinis = disaster. Via imgur.com 18. There's a serious saggy butt and saggy vagina syndrome with bikinis these days. Flickr: bamakodaker / Via Creative Commons 19. And if you're lucky enough to have a wedgie, literally everyone around you can see it. Good luck trying to be sneaky about that. Via collegehumor.com Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!