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19 Reasons Bikinis Are An Invention Of Satan

Hell is a bikini and some large waves.

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7. In order to make sure your top doesn't come crumbling off, you have to double knot your top which results in A SORE FREAKING NECK. So painful yet necessary.

8. And in order for your bottoms to stay on while participating in any sort of activity, you have to suffocate your hips.

14. The less fabric, the more expensive.

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