1. Are public displays of affection really necessary?
2. What do you talk about everyday?
3. Who takes the photos of you kissing? Do you pay them?
4. Do you ever miss your alone time?
5. Do you know that no one but you thinks your pet names are cute?
6. Do you eat off each other's plates?
7. Why are you always trying to play matchmaker with your single friends?
8. Do you ever miss having the bed all to yourself?
9. Do you really HAVE to post these pictures of yourselves on Facebook?
10. And are these Facebook statuses necessary?
11. Is it possible for you to be next to each other without touching?
12. Why do you tweet and write on each other's walls when you can just text each other?
13. Why the HELL do you sit on the same side of the booth in restaurants?
14. How does it feel having sex with the same person over and over again?
15. Why do you need to wait for each other to watch shows?
16. Is it weird having to consider another person every time you make a decision?
17. What is the point of engagement photos?
18. If you're going to fight, why can't you do it when you're ALONE?
19. Why can't you hang out without your bae around?
20. Why do you have to talk to each other AT EVERY WAKING MOMENT?
21. Don't you get sick of always having to shave?
22. What do you talk about on dates?
23. Why do you have to know where the other person is at all times?
24. Why do you talk to each other like babies?
