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25 Questions Single People Have For Couples

Who takes the photos of you two kissing?

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1. Are public displays of affection really necessary?

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We get it. You like each other.

2. What do you talk about everyday?

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YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF MATERIAL.

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8. Do you ever miss having the bed all to yourself?

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Sleeping diagonally is a gift.

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15. Why do you need to wait for each other to watch shows?

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If you have 7 hours to dedicate to House of Cards then watch it, dammit!

16. Is it weird having to consider another person every time you make a decision?

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What if you bought those concert tickets without asking! *gasp*

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20. Why do you have to talk to each other AT EVERY WAKING MOMENT?

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If you don't talk to them for over an hour, will one of you cease to exist?

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21. Don't you get sick of always having to shave?

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Razor burn is reason enough to stay single.

25. And do you actually think couples' costumes are cute?

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Please don't go as an outlet and a plug. PLEASE.