Buzz·Posted on Oct 8, 201417 Things Only People Who Are Into Astrology Will UnderstandPlease Mercury, stop going into retrograde.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The first thing you do each morning is check your horoscope. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TLC / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com You have to see how your day will go, DUH. 2. ... And all your loved ones' horoscopes to see how their days will be. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF vh1 / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com Oh shit, Noel is gonna be PISSED today. 3. You have serious anxiety when Susan Miller is late posting this month's forecast. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW I CAN'T GO ON. 4. You have your favorite horoscope app and would never betray it for one of the other IMPOSTORS out there. Lara Parker for BuzzFeed You would even pay 99 cents for it. 5. You're really good at guessing other people's signs. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Oxygen / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com "He's a total Aries." 6. You explain your emotions based on the moon. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures "Look, I know I've been a little upset lately, but it's just because there's a full moon and it's messing with my energy!!" 7. If you don't get along with someone, you know it's because your signs don't mesh. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via giphy.com I'm just not meant to be friends with a Sagittarius. 8. And when Mercury is in retrograde, you pour yourself a glass of wine and buckle up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO / Via giphy.com Dear Susan Miller, please guide me through this rough time. XO. 9. You own several things dedicated to your sign. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Because, obviously. 10. You get really offended if someone makes a general statement about your sign. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Walt Disney Channel / Via giphy.com YEAH WHAT IS YOUR POINT EXACTLY??? We all have our flaws. 11. The only kind of math you like to do involves astrology charts. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Why isn't there a class on this shit? 12. But you feel an instant connection with people who share your sign. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV / Via shut-up-and-loveme.tumblr.com You're an Aries?? ME TOO! I LOVE YOU! 13. You know that most of life's mysteries can be explained in your horoscope. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com I KNEW IT!!!! 14. You know what type of sign you should be dating. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX / Via giphy.com Our **StArS** align. 15. ... And what type of sign you SHOULDN'T be dating. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW / Via gifsec.com FELL FOR A LIBRA AGAIN. 16. And a lot of people think your astrology interests are crazy, but you know the truth... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW 17. ... Astrology is real, and it's time we all take it seriously. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF OWN WATCH AND LEARN.