1.
When you'd rather carry groceries:
2.
But get stuck in an awkward situation anyway:
3.
And have to create your own solution:
4.
When money buys happiness:
5.
When loud kids serve as an effective reminder:
6.
When your car decal has a far more important detail:
7.
When you'd rather hear a jackhammer:
8.
When you have the perfect answer to this annoying question:
9.
And only want the best for your dog child:
10.
When some kids can't stay in their lane:
11.
When your stare becomes hostile:
12.
And so you try to be nice but a baby hits you with that resting bitchface:
13.
When you say you've got a different life plan:
14.
And then keep your parents waiting a little too long:
15.
When you feel personally attacked in public:
16.
When you acknowledge your own faults:
17.
But you obviously know that you were never truly "one of those kids":
18.
When you refuse to hand over your $500 phone to a child:
19.
When the idea of having kids makes you lose your breath:
20.
When you realize how much you value sleep:
21.
And finally, when you imagine what you would be like as a parent: