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    I Spent Two Nights At One Of The Most Lavish Hotels In Palm Springs, And As Someone Who's Normally The Budget-Conscious AirBnB Type, It Was Absolutely Wild

    I went in skeptical, and ended up never wanting to leave.

    Hello people of the internet — and welcome! I am here today to talk to you about the desert. More specifically, a desert oasis in Southern California also referred to as Palm Springs.

    In case you aren't familiar, Palm Springs is a city in the Sonoran Desert of Southern California known for its hot springs, stylish hotels, golf courses, and spas. The area is also noted for its midcentury-modern architecture. It's about a two-hour drive from Los Angeles and also has its own international airport. And it is one of my favorite places in the entire world.

    A screencap of the route preview in Google maps for a drive from Los Angeles to Palm Springs; total of 2 hours 1 min or 107 miles

    My reasons for loving Palm Springs are pretty simple; anytime I've visited (which has been basically every year for my birthday in May — shoutout to Taurus season! — for the last 5-plus years, and anytime I want to celebrate basically anything), it has been nothing but a week filled with sunshine, cool and crisp saltwater pools, delicious food, and the most relaxing vibes of my life. But this time, oh friends. This time, I got to stay at the 5-star boutique hotel I had only ever dreamt about: Parker Palm Springs.

    A picture of the entrance to Parker Palm Springs with palm trees looming in the background

    Prior to this trip, and despite sharing a last name with the hotel, I had never stepped foot on the sprawling grounds of Parker Palm Springs. And a big part of that is because, as you can see below, the rooms are not what I would refer to as "affordable" for the average traveler. It's a 5-star hotel! And I am usually a "What Airbnb or hotel can I get for less than $250/night?" kind of traveler.

    Google image screencap of the pricing for a night at Parker, which is an average of $849 a night

    So let's get into it! To start, there are three different pools available to guests: the Silicon Valley Pool, the Palm Springs Yacht Club Indoor Pool, and the Gene Autry Pool.

    A shot of the Silicon Valley Pool

    The grounds also include two tennis courts, a place for pétanque, an area to play croquet, a fitness center, a mega-size chess board, bicycles that guests can use to ride around in the desert sun, ample areas to lounge around outside while lying in hammocks or otherwise, and very quick and efficient valet parking. (The valet parking costs $35/day but is required, as the property is valet only! I do think this should be included, but I am not CEO, etc. You can text a number and they will get your car ready within 10 minutes. It is very handy! That is, if you even want to leave the lovely grounds.) The grounds also have access to Wi-Fi everywhere.

    Like I said, I had heard of Parker Palm Springs before I ever went. And so have celebs! Here's a cute little Getty image I found of Jordan Peele and Daniel Kaluuya attending a party on the Parker grounds in 2018 during the Palm Springs International Film Festival. I also attended a party* on these very same grounds but for a vastly different reason.

    Jordan Peele (L) and Daniel Kaluuya attend Variety's Creative Impact Awards and 10 Directors to Watch Brunch Red Carpet at the 29th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival at Parker Palm Spring

    And while I was incessantly updating my IG story during my stay, my friend Julie told me she had heard that allegedly even Miley goes to the Parker. That is cool and interesting news for me specifically.

    Screencap of a message on IG

    Now, without further ado, let's get into my whole stay!

    Also, it's worth noting that I went on Monday–Wednesday right after Coachella came to an end, so I basically had the place to myself. I would definitely recommend late April/early May. The weather is warm (it's a desert, LOL) but not unbearable, and the crowd was nonexistent. Love that for me.

    When I arrived at the Parker on a Monday afternoon, there was a very cute soiree to celebrate the latest artwork from fine-art photographer Gray Malin, “Dogs at the Parker." My dog, Pepper, and I were greeted with adorable photographs of dogs literally at the Parker Hotel alongside a buffet of food made specifically for our furry friends. (There was also human food, and an open bar. Cute!)

    A shot of Gray Malin's work next to a dog buffet

    I was handed a lemon tart, Pepper got a dog biscuit, and we set off to explore just some of the grounds before checking into our room. I would very much like to start all future trips with a lemon tart.

    Walking into the main hotel lobby through the giant orange doors at the front of the property, I was immediately greeted with what I now refer to as "quintessential Palm Springs decor."

    It's styled in a way that feels both fancy and warm, yet approachable. The entire walkway through the hallways to our room was on this somewhat-psychedelic-looking carpet. Or maybe my late-afternoon edible had already started to kick in, and the carpet was my first notice. Vacation!

    Our room — No. 29 — was located in the main building (the orange door building) on the south side. (This was important to know later on when we ordered drinks at the pool. South not east! Sorry to John the bartender.) It was sort of a long walk to our room, down two separate hallways, but it was at the very end of the hallway, which meant we were only partially sharing a wall with another room during our stay. It was myself, my partner, Tom, and our 6-year-old Maltese/Yorkie mix, Pepper. And it was remarkably quiet.

    A shot of the hotel room door

    Admittedly, the room itself wasn't as spacious as I was expecting for an estimated $850/night room, but the decor was stylish and functional, and I certainly wasn't complaining about staying here for the next few days. The bed itself was roomy (king-size, duh), and the mattress itself was comfortable — firm but not stiff.

    The interior of the guest's hotel room

    Part of why the room felt somewhat small-ish is because the ceilings are on the lower side. Not LOW. But also not high.

    The interior of the guest's hotel room

    The room was very cute, though, and had a little table and chair area with complimentary Evian water in a GLASS bottle. Fancy!

    A shot of the table with chairs inside the hotel room at Parker Palm Springs

    Here's the other angle of the room, for good measure. I liked the decor, even if I was slightly unsure of where to store my carry-on.

    Side angle of the hotel room, showing the art

    While the main bedroom area didn't knock my socks off, that all changed when I saw the bathroom. Look, I am a mirror selfie girlie. I admit it! So let's pause for a second to introduce the glorious bathroom. I was obsessed. I still am.

    A mirror selfie Lara took in the glamorous bathroom

    First of all, double sinks. 10/10. Mirrors everywhere, which for the purpose of taking selfies and looking at my nose hairs up close: also 10/10. One thing I hated, however, was the lack of hooks to hang one's towels. Was I missing it somewhere in the countless wall mirrors? Maybe! But I never did find a great place to hang towels while there.

    Shot of the hotel bathroom

    The shower was also very nice (sorry that I was not savvy enough to capture the whole thing with this photo angle), but there was no bathtub. As someone who loves a bubble bath, this stung a bit. But once I took a shower using the rain-fall shower head, I survived.

    Inside of the shower at the Parker

    The bathroom amenities were also nice; Aesop mouthwash, Acqua di Parma body wash and lotion, Le Labo Santal 33 shampoo, Byredo's Gypsy Water conditioner, and L'Occitane en Provence bar soap. They even added a whole pack of Q-tips and some Blistex. And yes, I absolutely took all of this home with me.

    A top-down photo of the amenities offered in the bathroom at Parker Palm Springs

    Moving on from the bathroom, each room also comes with private outdoor space. This was ours! I loooooooved it. And because we were at the end of a long hallway without shared walls, it felt even more private.

    A shot of the outside patio accompanying the guest room at Parker Palm Springs

    We spent a lot of time just sitting out in this little area looking at the bougainvillea and pretending we lived here year-round. And we could walk directly from our patio to everything else on the grounds very easily without even having to go through the main building.

    The author sitting on the patio with her dog, Pepper, on her lap

    By the time we had checked into our room and explored some of the grounds at the Parker, we were hungry, but didn't feel like leaving the property. So we decided to check out one of the restaurants on campus, Norma's. And we walked by this cute little fountain to get there.

    A shot of the fountain on Parker grounds

    As you can probably tell by the picture of the menu below, Norma's is not cheap. But the vibe is very good. It has both indoor and outdoor seating, but seeing as how COVID very much still exists, we always opt for outdoor when we can.

    Plus their outdoor area is honestly stunning! Surrounded by trees and decorated with colorful sun awnings, it was a treat to sit down for a meal here.

    Norma's outdoor seating area at Parker Palm Springs

    For dinner I had a classic margarita ($16) and fish tacos. Pepper also got her very own water bowl. The fish tacos, at $29, were not the best fish tacos I ever had. But they were good, and I would happily eat them again.

    My partner, Tom, opted to go with the tuna burger and a side of yucca fries ($28), and he happily ate every single bite. We also shared a mojito ($16), and it was delicious and very much hit the spot.

    After dinner, we did what any logical person would do and found the closest hot tub, which was about a five-minute walk from our room. Towels were provided on-site. And we, again, were somehow the only guests in this pool area, and we happily enjoyed soaking in the hot water while looking at the Palm Springs night sky.

    The hot tub at night

    After soaking in the hot tub for a while, we headed back to our room to watch House Hunters International, and I discovered the most important amenity of our hotel room yet: THE ROBES!!!! I freaking love hotel robes and wore mine almost 24/7 when in the room. It was definitely the only time I seriously considered taking it home with me.

    The next morning I was peacefully awakened by sunlight gracefully gleaming through the window shutters. There hadn't been any usual hotel noises during the night, and we all slept peacefully, Pepper included.

    We decided to spend the entire day lounging around the grounds. First, we took a lovely walk to explore all of the grounds we hadn't seen the night before. This little walkway you see below connects everything and makes it super easy to get from place to place. However, I am very Not Smart™ when it comes to directions, so I did get turned around once or twice.

    Lara, the author, walking along the concrete path that connects the hotel's grounds

    In late April/early May, the grounds were really beautiful and blooming, and I again cannot emphasize enough how much we had the place seemingly to ourselves.

    After a lovely morning walk — and after dropping Pepper off at a local doggie daycare so she could have as much fun as we were about to have — we arrived at the pool for a day of soaking in the sun. And, again, WE HAD IT TO OURSELVES.

    Lara's feet by the pool

    Each little pool lounge area was equipped with a drink menu, and staff from the Parker would occasionally come by ready to take your order if you wanted anything. I obviously wanted something! I started first with the Parker Paloma.

    They also provided ice water free of charge and refilled it often. It was about 88 degrees Fahrenheit and sunny for our pool day, and we drank a lot of water.

    Ice water provided by the Parker by the pool

    You could also order food!

    Pool food and drink menus

    After finishing the paloma, we decided to walk the 500 feet or so to the outdoor bar — titled the Lemonade Stand — to order another drink. Talk about a summer VIBE. I loved it. Also, drinks were $20 each, which I did not love. But I ordered a second one anyway.

    The "Lemonade Stand" bar outside on the Parker grounds

    This time I opted for the frozen Parker Piña Colada, and it was GOOD. Like the most perfect drink to have waiting for you in between dips in the cool, refreshing, crisp pool.

    There are few things in life that I enjoy more than a pool day. I have chronic pain, and being in the pool on a hot day is one of the only times I feel completely weightless in regards to my pain. I just feel free. So to say I was having the time of my life on this day would almost feel like an understatement.

    Lara lounging at the pool

    After spending the entire day lounging/swimming, we took another walk around the grounds in the late afternoon sun. I really can't emphasize enough how lovely the grounds are.

    Walkway on Parker's grounds

    That evening, my chronic pain caught up with me, so back to House Hunters International viewing we went, but while wearing the hotel robe of course.

    Selfie of the author in bed with the hotel robe

    The next morning we tried the Palm Springs Starbucks Reserve before settling in for relaxation on our little patio. It was genuinely very peaceful, and I was very sad at the prospect of leaving.

    The author lounging outside on the room patio

    Before heading out later in the day, we decided to once again go to the on-site restaurant Norma's. This was partially because it was so damn convenient, and partially because we had actually been told that they were known for their brunch.

    Lara at brunch at Norma's

    And we, once again, were one of very few people there, which I personally loved! Not sure if the hotel loved this, too, though.

    The brunch table at Norma's

    I ordered an iced vanilla latte with oat milk to start while I browsed the menu options.

    And while we waited, our server dropped off a treat for Ms. Pepper and two complimentary berry smoothie shots.

    For brunch, I decided on the light and lemony griddle cakes, which cost $29. And my god, were they good.

    Top-down shot of lemon pancakes

    Tom opted for the eggs Florentine, also $29. And also delicous.

    Breakfast plate of eggs Benedict with side of bacon

    And with that, it was almost time for our stay at the Parker to end. I took one last walk around the gorgeous property and said my goodbyes to the trees, etc.

    Palm trees on Parker property

    And I took one last mirror selfie in the bathroom, for good measure.

    A mirror selfie of the author in the famed bathroom

    I went into this stay being skeptical of the cost associated with a place like the Parker, and I left feeling somewhat the same. But if I ever got the opportunity to stay at the Parker again? I would take it in a heartbeat.

    Editor's note: The room was provided free of charge, but all other costs including food and drink were paid for out of my own pocket.