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When she wore a belt with clothing that didn't need a belt.
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And when she made sure her belt and her jewelry matched, duh.
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When her entire waist was encompassed by a belt, because the bigger the buckle, the better.
4.
Seriously, the belt needed to match everything.
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When she matched her eyeshadow to her dress because that was once thought to be a good idea for some reason.
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When she knew that the crazier the pattern, the better the outfit.
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When she wore a knit dress with baggy sleeves because that's what everybody did back then.
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When she was capable of being amused by something as trivial as a beach ball while rocking a French manicure.
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When she showed off her Snooki-poof like nobody's business.
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When she used cheap lotion just like us.
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When her dress had a bandeau bottom and a bow.
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When she wore sweats on the runway...
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...AND in public, because sweats are always appropriate.
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When she rocked cargo pants because she needed more pockets.
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When she sported a necklace with her initial, you know, in case you forgot.
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When she wore LEGGINGS under a DRESS!
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When she made a funny pose while wearing a headband for a photo before Instagram even existed.
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When she wore flare jeans over yellow polka-dot wedge heels, because it's hard to find jeans that fit right.
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When she wore a nameplate necklace just like Carrie Bradshaw.
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When she wore an empire-waist maxi with a questionable print.
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When she wore this flower print, see-through, tied-off shirt...thing. With a classic white tank!
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And when she went through a bangs phase. May it rest in peace.
