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Here’s What The Harry Potter Books Would Be Like From Neville’s Perspective

Neville Longbottom and the Time I Once Again Saved Harry's Ass

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Book 1:

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Title: Neville Longbottom and the Time I Did the Right Thing but Harry Still Got All the Credit

Premise: Neville Longbottom has officially been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but is soon labeled as the clumsy underdog when it's determined that the infamous Harry Potter is also a Gryffindor. But when he discovers Harry and his friends are going to break about 50 school rules, he decides to be brave and do the right thing...only to have Harry take all the credit. AGAIN.

Book 2:

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Title: Neville Longbottom and the Time I Discovered, Hey, Maybe I'm Pretty Good at Herbology

Premise: Neville Longbottom is used to being considered an underdog. And honestly, considering him the underdog is generous. But he never gives up, and he never loses faith in himself, no matter how many times his gran throws insults his way. When he discovers that he just might be a boss at Herbology, he swells with pride even though he would never dare brag. His future looks bright, for the first time in a long time. Lumos, Neville!

Book 3:

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Title: Neville Longbottom and the Time Everyone Tried to Act Like They Don't Also Write Down Passwords

Premise: Neville Longbottom is just trying to keep his head above water at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which includes another year of classes with his least favorite professor, Snape. But when Neville carelessly writes the Gryffindor passwords down on a piece of paper, leading the murderous Sirius Black into the castle, he is shunned by his fellow Gryffindor friends. Will Neville EVER redeem himself and his mistakes?

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Book 4:

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Title: Neville Longbottom and the Time I Once Again Saved Harry's Ass

Premise: In his fourth year at Hogwarts, Neville is no stranger to Harry and his antics. But when Harry is mysteriously entered into the Triwizard Tournament, he starts anticipating the time when Harry might admit that he needs help. That time, unsurprisingly, never comes. But Neville helps him anyway, and saves the day once again. And when Fleur Delacour gives Harry a humongous hug, Neville doesn't fret. He just goes about his day, knowing that someday that hug will be for him.

Book 5:

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Title: Neville Longbottom and the Time You All Learned I've Been Through Some Shit

Premise: Neville Longbottom has entered another year at Hogwarts breaking the rules by enrolling in the famous Harry Potter's secret club — Dumbledore's Army. He's mastering the Dark Arts and feeling pretty confident about his magic skills and core group of friends, until they discover a dark secret about his parents...a secret Neville has been hiding since he came to Hogwarts.

Book 6

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Title: Neville Longbottom and the Time I Was ALMOST the Chosen One

Premise: Neville has never had the easiest life. In fact, it's been kind of a shitshow, if we're being honest. But despite the darkness, Neville never seems to let it get him down. When we learn of Neville's almost-fate during his sixth year, we are left wondering what might have been. Neville may not have been the chosen one, but his role in the future of the wizarding world is more important than ever before.

Book 7

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Title: Neville Longbottom and the Time You Realized I Was the Real MVP

Premise: When Harry, Ron, and Hermione don't return to Hogwarts for their final year, Neville knows he has to step up in order to keep the DA going. Together he and his classmates stand up to the Carrows while honing their Defense Against the Dark Arts skills in secret. But Harry, Ron, and Hermione return to the castle with an even bigger secret: find and destroy Voldemort's horcruxes. This time, Neville is ready. This time, he WILL prevail.

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