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This Is How You Know If You're Dating A Catfish

For when something's fishy.

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They text you so much that they must have an unlimited data plan.

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Add me to that family plan though, yanno?

You met when you noticed them in your "other messages" folder on Facebook.

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Totally legit.

All of their pictures online are VERY attractive.

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Like, have they ever had a bad hair day??

They rarely ever send you selfies when you ask.

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It takes a couple of hours.

They say their webcam is broken.

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Excuse me, this isn't One Tree Hill and you're not Peyton Sawyer! It's called FACETIME, bb.

They are a model... but you can't find any of their work.

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Did you get cut in the first episode of America's Next Top Model or...?

Or a rapper... but their voice sounds totally different in their songs.

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Maybe it's puberty?

They seem too good to be true.

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Just like fat-free ice cream that still tastes like ice cream.

They are TERRIBLE at making plans.

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Just like you after you've already taken your pants off for the day.

And when you made plans, they didn't even show up.

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And unless they had already taken off their pants for the day, it seems rude.

When you reverse image search the pictures they send you, they show up everywhere.

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People must be using their pictures to be a Catfish!

They have whiskers.

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And it isn't because of old age.

They only want to hang out in water because they "can't live without it."

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Not EVER willing to compromise!!

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