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25 Pictures Anyone Who Has Texted A Straight Boy Will Recognize

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1. When your phone goes off after 11 p.m. and you know it's a booty call.

**Throws phone away**
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**Throws phone away**

2. When he opens the conversation by saying hey and then 10 minutes later says he wants to have sex.

FIND YOUR CHILL.
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FIND YOUR CHILL.

3. When you don't respond right away and he double texts you.

Please calm down.
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Please calm down.

4. When you politely decline his offer to meet up and he says, "I wasn't interested anyway."

Are you sure about that?
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Are you sure about that?

5. When he sends you a dick pic and you never even asked for one.

No one asked for this.
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No one asked for this.

6. When he asks for a picture and you send him a snap of the pizza you're eating.

Mwahaha.
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Mwahaha.

7. When he asks you what you're wearing and you haven't changed out of your pajamas all weekend.

Uh.
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Uh.

8. When he starts a conversation with, "I'm going to be incredibly forward with you..."

Please don't.
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Please don't.

9. When you ask him how his day is going and he tries to sext you.

I just asked how your day was going???!!?
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I just asked how your day was going???!!?

10. When he tells you to check your Snapchat and you know what's coming.

DELETE DELETE DELETE
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DELETE DELETE DELETE

11. When he compliments your clothes, only to follow up by saying they'd look better on his bedroom floor.

OMG.
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OMG.

12. When you wake up to a "U up?" text.

Why god, why?
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Why god, why?

13. When he opens with a pickup line that you've heard 23,000 times before and thinks he's really clever.

Oh hahaha, no.
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Oh hahaha, no.

14. When the first thing he says is, "Let's meet up tonight."

Let's not.
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Let's not.

15. When he uses the ;) emoticon.

Cringe.
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Cringe.

16. When he sends you "lol" for no reason at all.

Am I supposed to reply to that or...?
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Am I supposed to reply to that or...?

17. When you tell him you're not interested but he still thinks you are.

But like, I said I wasn't?
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But like, I said I wasn't?

18. When he says, "My girlfriend and I think you're really pretty."

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.
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ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.

19. When he says, "You're so beautiful" and you're like, "Yeah I know."

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20. When you say you are dating someone and he says, "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean he can't score."

Is this actually happening?
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Is this actually happening?

21. When you haven't responded literally ever and he gets mad at you for "sending him mixed messages."

NOT SURE HOW MUCH CLEARER I COULD BE.
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NOT SURE HOW MUCH CLEARER I COULD BE.

22. When he asks you if you've ever modeled.

NOT FOR YOU, BRO.
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NOT FOR YOU, BRO.

23. When he texts you first then doesn't respond when you answer.

CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING???
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CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING???

24. When he says he's just "not into labels."

Shocker.
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Shocker.

25. And when you realize you don't have to deal with this shit and delete his number.

Byeeeeee. ;)
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Byeeeeee. ;)

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