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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused By Pumpkin Spice Lattes

:: mouth begins to water ::

It's almost that time of year again. Yes. It's almost time for Pumpkin Spice Lattes to make their way back into your life.

Is your body ready?

I remember the first time I ordered a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

I couldn't wait to take the first sip. I didn't know what to expect.

I sat down and braced myself.

I had ordered drinks from Starbucks before, sure. But as my body began to tremble, I realized that this was different.

My whole body began to tingle. I felt warm. I felt as if I could fly.

I continued to fill my body with the syrupy liquid, and my breathing became faster.

This was me:

Everything was beautiful. With my body full of the sweet pumpkin spice, I knew that the last sip was drawing near.

As the last sip caressed my taste buds, I lost myself in the flavors.

It had ended, but I knew it wouldn't be my last PSL experience.

I was awakened to the beauty of Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and I would never recover.

I want all of you, PSL, all of you, every day of fall.