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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused By Pumpkin Spice Lattes

:: mouth begins to water ::

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My whole body began to tingle. I felt warm. I felt as if I could fly.

Scratch that, I WAS flying. I was flying high off the pumpkin nectar and spice combination. I was invincible. I was free. I began to sweat.

I continued to fill my body with the syrupy liquid, and my breathing became faster.

Was I dead? Was this heaven? Had I really been missing out on this for so long??!?


Everything was beautiful. With my body full of the sweet pumpkin spice, I knew that the last sip was drawing near.

I braced myself.

It had ended, but I knew it wouldn't be my last PSL experience.

I was awakened to the beauty of Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and I would never recover.

I want all of you, PSL, all of you, every day of fall.