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    For Everyone Who Thinks Simba Is Hot

    He's the mane attraction.

    Lion King came out in 1994 and has been breaking our hearts over and over again ever since.

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    But in addition to making us cry every time we hear Simba say, "Dad, wake up" ... it's also succeeded in making us all thirsty for some Simba.

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    And if you say it didn't, you're lion to yourself.

    You may have asked yourself, "Is it weird that I'm kinda into this animated lion?"

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    But I'm here to assure you that it is not weird. It would be weird if you WEREN'T into Simba. Here's why:

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    Simba grew up real quick. He's what we like to refer to as a "Grade A Hottie."

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    THAT MANE, THOUGH.

    And as far as brooding goes — Simba does it best.

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    He's got this ~deep~ side that will melt your heart and make you want to run your fingers through his mane while listening to Bon Iver.

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    And Simba went through A LOT. But going through all of it just means he developed more compassion.

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    He's in touch with his feelings.

    But he also won't put up with anyone's shit. *Ahem* SCAR.

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    And tbqfh, it's a real ~turn on~ when Simba is mad.

    Simba's the kinda dude that'll hit you with his sensitive side — forehead kisses and songs he wrote about you on his banjo.

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    And don't even get me started on the sex eyes. Can you feel the love tonight? I don't know, but I'm damn sure I want to.

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    :: tries to become Nala ::

    BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF SIMBA, AM I RIGHT???

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    And just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any better.... he surprises you by how damn good he looks wet.

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    :: melts into the floor ::

    So the thing is, if you're into Simba, you have every reason to be.

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    LOOK AT THAT FACE.

    Let yourself be attracted to Simba.

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    Because when Simba gets worked up, you can't help but get worked up right along with him.

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    He's the mane attraction. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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