Say hello to Daario.
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He's on Game of Thrones, and does important work or whatever, but more importantly: DAT ASS. His ass is arguably the most important character of all time. Here are all of the other times when Daario's ass came to the rescue:
(NSFW, obviously.)
1. When you dropped your ice cream cone.

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2. When your car has a flat tire.

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3. When there's a spider in your vicinity.

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4. When you burn your meal.

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5. When your socks get wet.

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6. When there's no toilet paper.

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7. When the checkout line is ridiculously long.

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8. When you're stuck in a traffic jam.

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9. When you have a wardrobe malfunction.

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10. When you're in a hurry and cannot find any parking.

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11. When your pets make a mess.

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12. When you step in gum.

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13. When you break glass.

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14. When you trip and fall.

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15. And when you get into a fender bender.

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You're welcome, world.
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Thank the Seven Gods for dat ass.