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19 Confessions Of Everyone Who Hates New Year's

My resolution is to never celebrate NYE again.

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1. The best part of New Year's to you is that while everyone is out, you get to be home, without pants, watching Netflix. / Via

What am I gonna binge watch this year?

2. The one time you were pressured into going out, you genuinely thought about wearing sweatpants.

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You knew you wouldn't stay long anyway.

3. And while you were out, you "accidentally" threw streamers into someone's eye.

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Not your fault...maybe.

4. And ever since the one time you were pressured into going out, you've lied about being sick every year since then.

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"I have the stomach flu...AGAIN!"

5. You HATE the idea of the kiss at midnight.


Because, like, what if you have to pee???

6. Therefore, you actively avoid the pressure of finding someone to kiss by leaving the room entirely.



7. And honestly, you hate knowing that the one creeper at the party has been eyeing you all night waiting for the chance to be your midnight kiss.



8. You would rather burn your tongue 28 times in a row than spend money to go to a New Year's Eve party.

Here's to another year of Top Ramen every night!

Here's to another year of Top Ramen every night!

9. ... And the same goes for spending money on cocktails.

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Oh, cool, an $11 shot. NO THANKS.

10. You hate the idea of NYE so much that you find it very difficult to not immediately get drunk as soon as you arrive anywhere.

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It helps make the evening tolerable.

11. You spend half the night panicking that you're going to have a LOT OF TROUBLE FINDING A CAB.

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12. ... Or having to deal with Uber surge prices.


Oh, $56 for a two-mile ride? Seems reasonable.

13. You've had nightmares about having to take public transportation with 7,000 drunk people.

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Please don't touch me.

14. ... Actually, nightmares about dealing with drunk people EVERYWHERE.

15. You've lied about being drunker than you were so you could leave a party early.


Boo much teer, gotta go bye.

16. You've thought about throwing your phone after getting on Instagram three different times and seeing the same NYE photos over and over.


#NYE #2015bitches #NoFilter #NewStart

17. You've considered telling someone that your resolution is to "never talk to you again."

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18. You have to resist the urge to break every stupid hat and pair of sunglasses that have the year on it.

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Every trashcan and sidewalk is going to be extra sparkly tonight.

19. And finally, you really look forward to the day that the "resolutioners" finally stop going to your gym.

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Wake me up when it's February.

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