1. When your elders try to offer advice:
2. When someone tries to insult you:
3. When someone sucks at driving:
4. When a cop pulls you over for speeding:
5. When you get your first job and people ask you how it is:
6. When someone is rude to you:
7. When you’re on the phone with the internet company:
8. When someone tries to steal your boo:
9. When someone tries to sext you:
10. When someone doesn’t text you back:
11. When you live alone for the first time:
12. When your Instagram picture gets less than 11 likes:
13. When you’re paying a friend back:
14. When you know the answer on Jeopardy!:
15. When you try to help someone with their homework:
16. When you’re helping a friend through a breakup:
17. When someone underestimates you:
18. When someone asks you about the latest HBO show:
19. When your friends try to get you to join their gym:
20. When your cat finds the hidden food:
21. When you’re making fun of your pale friends:
22. When someone buys you a drink:
23. When you read comments online:
24. When you see someone hella attractive:
25. When you don’t like your friend’s new S.O.:
26. When you’re giving advice to youths:
27. And when you don’t want to talk to someone:
- President Donald Trump has commented on yesterday's massive Women's Marches asking, "why didn't these people vote?"
- Kellyanne Conway says White House press sec. Sean Spicer didn't lie about crowd size at Trump's inauguration. He gave "alternative facts."
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.