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Dear Men Of America, It's Too Cold To Wear Shorts

Please buy some pants.

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There is a plague spreading throughout America that is deadlier than any disease known to man.

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It's literally everywhere.

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It's in our schools...

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...outside of our homes...

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...and on vacations.

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It's even present from the comfort of our own cars.

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It's men wearing shorts, and it's just too fucking cold for that!

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It doesn't make any sense??? Aren't your legs freezing???

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Luckily, we have the cure! American men, say hello to pants!

They're warm, comforting, AND practical.

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If you could put on a hat, gloves, AND A COAT, then the least you could do is throw on a pair of pants.

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We're worried about you.

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Really...

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...it's not that difficult.

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Even sweatpants will do.

Cash Money

This is for your own good.

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Please, buy some pants. You'll thank us later.

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