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23 Awkward Moments Every Curvy Girl Knows Too Well

When your butt literally rips your pants.

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1. When you're in a store and their "One Size Fits Most" doesn't fit you.

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I think what they mean is "One Size Fits Like 10 People."

3. When you're trying to wear pants and the butt gap is so big that a baby sloth could comfortably fit in there.

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Damn girl, how'd you get that sloth in them jeans?

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4. When you really want to wear some cute pants but they don't fit you right, so you do the hair tie trick.

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NOW THEY FIT.

5. When you're casually walking somewhere, and your thigh rub causes holes in your jeans.

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Another pair bites the dust.

6. When you wear something formfitting and it automatically becomes NSFW.

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This is as business professional as it's gonna get.

7. When you try to get on the high-waisted short trend and your butt isn't having it.

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I'm sorry, is my butt supposed to fit in this?

8. When you're forced to wear a regular bra because a strapless bra just won't cut it.

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YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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9. When you have to buy Gold Bond along with your cute new summer dress for your summer chafing.

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It's unavoidable.

10. When you try to wear a cute dress, but have to wear a T-shirt underneath to make it SFW.

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"This would be SO CUTE with a T-shirt underneath it!" —No one ever

11. When you try to wear a dress and it won't fit over your butt.

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S'cute.

12. When your butt literally rips your pants.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13. When it takes you 15 minutes to get your jeans on.

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:: starts sweating ::

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14. When you don't have anywhere else to store your stuff so you stick it in your boob shelf.

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SO HANDY.

15. When you have to spend more money to get something that ACTUALLY fits.

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Because that's fair.

17. When you're trying to wear a casual button-up shirt, and it pops open.

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Heyyyooo.

18. When the girl on the Spanx box isn't even curvy.

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False advertising.

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19. When you're trying to run and your thighs won't stop cheering you on.

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Look, I appreciate the support, but please quiet down.

21. When you hit up a big sale and there's nothing above an XS.

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WHY, GOD? WHY?

22. When a "curvy girl" song comes on and everyone looks at you.

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I CAN'T EVEN DANCE, OK???

23. And that moment when people expect you to dislike your body, but you love every single inch of it.

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