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I Tried Kourtney Kardashian's Avocado Breakfast Pudding And I Am Still Alive

It was avo-gross-o.

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If you've followed Kourtney Kardashian or watched the show she frequently appears on, Keeping up With the Kardashians, you know she eats some uh...interesting stuff. But one of the most noticeable things we've seen over the years is her avocado pudding.

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Like most people with taste buds, I questioned whether or not this pudding/soup thing could possibly be what someone would want to eat every day for breakfast.

So, in an effort to find my inner celebrity, I decided to try it!

And because I am dedicated, but not that dedicated, I signed up for free seven-day trial access to Kourtney's website, grabbed the recipe, and went about my life.
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And because I am dedicated, but not that dedicated, I signed up for free seven-day trial access to Kourtney's website, grabbed the recipe, and went about my life.

The recipe calls for ORGANIC cane sugar, ORGANIC avocados, ORGANIC whole milk, and some sort of manuka honey which I didn't get because it said optional. And anything that's optional is short for "no."

This whole thing cost me approximately $15, because apparently organic things are very expensive. And that's not including the blender, which I guess you might have to buy if you don't have one. Sorry.
Lara Parker

This whole thing cost me approximately $15, because apparently organic things are very expensive. And that's not including the blender, which I guess you might have to buy if you don't have one. Sorry.

Basically you just add a cup of whole milk, two teaspoons of sugar, the avocado, and then you blend it.

If you're thinking, Hm, this sounds like it might taste OK, you are not alone! I thought so too. Let's continue.
Lara Parker

If you're thinking, Hm, this sounds like it might taste OK, you are not alone! I thought so too. Let's continue.

Once it gets to a "pudding-like" texture, it's done. You can then pour it into a container and eat it. Kourtney specifies that she eats hers with a spoon.

Lara Parker

It looked basically the same!

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Then it was time to taste. I was nervous, because I'm not obsessed with avocados unless they're smothered with cilantro and salt and fried chips.

Lara Parker

Kourtney said she loves this breakfast because it "helps keep her feeling full until lunch." I also wanted to be full until lunch. So I dipped my spoon in again...

Lara Parker

And again. And the verdict is: It was not good.

It tastes like when you go to Trader Joe's and buy a bag of avocados because you think you'll eat them all, but then you don't, and you don't want to waste them. So you eat an almost-rotten avocado and pretend it tastes fresh. That's this drink!
Lara Parker

It tastes like when you go to Trader Joe's and buy a bag of avocados because you think you'll eat them all, but then you don't, and you don't want to waste them. So you eat an almost-rotten avocado and pretend it tastes fresh. That's this drink!

But because I wanted to see if it actually kept me full until lunch, I kept eating.

Lara Parker

And I kept gagging.

Lara Parker

Eventually my nausea took over, and I discarded my leftovers to the side of my computer and didn't think about them again until I realized I was hungry 1.5 hours later.

Lara Parker

IN CONCLUSION: Kourt has a bangin' bod, and even though she says she eats this every day and that might be part of why, it still isn't worth it to me.

Maybe it just takes some getting used to. Maybe it tastes better when you're sitting in Kourtney's kitchen and Scott comes out of the bedroom unexpectedly. Or maybe it tastes better when you're not tasting it at all.
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Maybe it just takes some getting used to. Maybe it tastes better when you're sitting in Kourtney's kitchen and Scott comes out of the bedroom unexpectedly. Or maybe it tastes better when you're not tasting it at all.

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