42 Questions Every Girl Has In Victoria's Secret
Does this bra make me look like Adriana Lima?
1. Oh my god, do I smell it already?
2. How can I get my entire house to smell like this?
3. Ugh, OK, I know these VS models are freaking beautiful and I love them but WHY do their perfect bodies have to greet me after I just went to Auntie Anne's?
4. How is everything so silky?
5. Woah, is that another new bra?
6. Should I try it on?
7. Wait, are all of those clothes on sale?
8. How much is an employee discount here?
9. Should I work here???
10. How am I supposed to carry all of this into the dressing room?
11. Why are all these men just standing around?
12. Did they just see the underwear I picked out that say "Naughty" on them?!??!
13. Wait... do I know my bra size?
14. Should I get measured again?
15. Are my boobs normal?
16. Does she think my boobs are normal?
17. Why is this dressing room nicer than my entire house?
18. Where do I even begin with everything I need to try on?
19. Does Adriana Lima use these dressing rooms?
20. Does this bra make me look like Adriana Lima?
21. Can I do yoga in these yoga pants?
22. HAHA JK, when will I ever do yoga???
23. Why does this bra cost more than my entire outfit?
24. HOW DID THIS BRA DO THIS TO MY BOOBS?
25. Are these my real boobs?
26. How have I lived without this bra up until this point?
27. Can I wear this bra out of here?
28. Is 5/$27 underwear a good deal?
29. Do I even need new underwear?
30. How much time have I spent in here?
31. Is there a promotion on fragrances??
32. Is this my scent or is this my scent?
33. Oh god, did I spray too much?
34. Do I smell like a baby prostitute now?
35. Should I buy all of this?
36. Do I even need to ask myself that question?
37. Should I sign up for the Angel card?
38. Does Alessandra Ambrosio have an Angel card?
39. With this new stuff am I basically a Victoria's Secret Angel?
40. How much did she say I just spent???
41. Should I check online to make sure there isn't another sale?
42. Oh no... Do I have a problem? Oh well.