1. Pumpkin spice deodorant Native Natural Deodorant / Via nativecos.com Farrah: I don't think this would be BAD?!?! I use a vanilla deodorant now and I feel like this is sort of similar. What I'm saying is, I would try it. Lara: Pumpkin spice is the type of flavor that makes you wanna hug puppies and smile at babies, not a flavor you want wafting from your armpit when you go to hug someone. Farrah: I'd welcome a little waft of pumpkin instead of B.O., tho!!!Pablo: Y'all can have fun smelling like the inside of a Michael's. 2. Pumpkin spice alcohol Breckenridge Brewery / Via delish.com, Baileys / Via baileys.com Farrah: I love that it's not just a pumpkin spice beer, but pumpkin spice LATTE beer. Lara: My stomach hurts just LOOKING at these. Fireball already exists, we didn't need another fall drink. But I mean, would I drink either of these if I was at a bonfire wearing a scarf? Probably.Pablo: I'd happily take shots of the Baileys and chase it with the pumpkin spice beer while shoveling an entire pumpkin up my...OK, I'll calm down. 3. Pumpkin spice salmon PessimisticSky / Via reddit.com Farrah: Someone took this too far. Lara: What the fuckkkkkkk. No. Salmon and pumpkin do not go together. Farrah: You know what, I'm curious. So, please tell me in the comments if you've tried this...interesting combination.Pablo: Love yourselves, humanity. 4. Pumpkin spice salsa Trader Joe's / Via amazon.com Farrah: OK so I've eaten salsa with pineapple in it and it was really great, so I feel like I'd eat a whole jar in one sitting. Lara: This is probably delicious and anyone who disagrees is just lying to themselves.Pablo: Sounds about white. 5. Pumpkin spice cookie straws Starbucks / Via athome.starbucks.com Farrah: This is probably so damn good with an iced pumpkin spiced latte. And then you can eat the straw when you're done! GENIUS. Lara: Wow, saving the environment and giving us sugar, we stan these "straws"!!!Pablo: Petition to replace all plastic products with cookies. 6. Pumpkin spice sausage reddit.com / Via reddit.com Farrah: My first instinct is to go, "ew" but I bet it's actually really good. Lara: This is upsetting because I feel like it wouldn't taste good once dipped in ketchup and I don't know what the point of eating sausage is if you don't dip it in ketchup first.Pablo: Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat. 7. Pumpkin spice lotion Desert Essence / Via amazon.com, Bath & Body Works / Via amazon.com Farrah: I'm not mad at it, but I think I would rather have this scent in a candle?Lara: Isn't lotion the reason pumpkin spice was created in the first place? This is the most acceptable on this list. Good job, lotion.Pablo: You ever smell the inside of an ACTUAL pumpkin? I'm good. It's cute tho. 8. Pumpkin spice gum reddit.com Farrah: I'll be honest here. I don't like cinnamon gum, so I probably wouldn't mess with this. Lara: This is probably delicious but SOME OF US have TMJ and can't chew gum so I guess I'll never know.Pablo: I too have TMJ but I'd let my jaw lock for this sweet, sweet gum. 9. Pumpkin spice treats for dogs Greenies / Chewy / Via chewy.com Farrah: I love that pumpkin spice isn't just for people — like, someone thought animals NEEDED to experience this fall craze, too. Lara: This is absolutely insane. INSANE. But I also kind of want to get them for my dog!!!!!!!Pablo: I'd eat these. 10. Pumpkin spice peeps Peeps / Via marshmallowpeeps.com Farrah: I bet these are really good but taste like 20 cavities. Lara: Is this real? This cannot be real.Pablo: I've had these, and I will have them again. And again. And again. I hate myself. 11. Pumpkin spice beard oil Texas Beard Company / Via texasbeardcompany.com Farrah: Going back to the whole deodorant thing, I don't think it would be BAD. Just...very festive. Lara: This would just make me wanna eat a beard and that would be weird.Pablo: Eating beards is IN and I'm ready. 12. Pumpkin spice whey protein express.google.com Farrah: *Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me. Lara: Oh JFC. Fine. Take it, people who work out a lot. You can have it.Pablo: Are pumpkins vegetables or fruits? That's unrelated to this, but someone please tell me. 13. Pumpkin spice dish soap williams-sonoma.com Farrah: OK, see, I think this would be less potent than the lotion so I would absolutely put it in my bathroom and kitchen. Lara: Hell yeah I want my hands to smell like pumpkin spice.Pablo: I'll eat my dishes after I eat a beard. 14. Pumpkin spice peanut butter iherb.com Farrah: I think I want my peanut butter to just taste like peanut butter. Lara: Would eat by the spoonful, forkful, handful, whatever.Pablo: *literally orgasms* 15. Pumpkin spice air freshener Glade / Via homedepot.com Farrah: SO. This isn't just pumpkin spice, but "Pumpkin Pie Diner" scent. I bet it smells like Thanksgiving day. Lara: I wish we had this in the single stall bathroom at work and that's all I'm gonna say about that.Pablo: Where's this so-called "Pumpkin Pie Diner" and why haven't I gone? 16. Pumpkin spice pretzels jet.com Farrah: Yes, yes, yes give me everything sweet and salty with a hint of fall. Lara: I would eat these knowing that chemicals were entering my body. It would be worth it.Pablo: I'm anti-pretzel unless it's covered in something. This is something, so I'm pro this product. 17. Pumpkin sheet mask jet.com Farrah: Have you ever asked yourself, "Should I nearly suffocate myself in pumpkin????" If so, this is the mask for you. Lara: I will try anything if it promises to make me look younger or more chic or something. So like, yes, send me a pumpkin face mask please.Pablo: Make me look like a newborn my sweet pumpkin king!