Here Are Our Thoughts On 17 Pumpkin Spice Products You Can Really Buy

Farrah: Someone took this too far.

Lara: What the fuckkkkkkk. No. Salmon and pumpkin do not go together.

Farrah: You know what, I'm curious. So, please tell me in the comments if you've tried this...interesting combination.

Pablo: Love yourselves, humanity.

Farrah: OK so I've eaten salsa with pineapple in it and it was really great, so I feel like I'd eat a whole jar in one sitting.

Lara: This is probably delicious and anyone who disagrees is just lying to themselves.

Pablo: Sounds about white.

Farrah: This is probably so damn good with an iced pumpkin spiced latte. And then you can eat the straw when you're done! GENIUS.

Lara: Wow, saving the environment and giving us sugar, we stan these "straws"!!!

Pablo: Petition to replace all plastic products with cookies.

Farrah: My first instinct is to go, "ew" but I bet it's actually really good.

Lara: This is upsetting because I feel like it wouldn't taste good once dipped in ketchup and I don't know what the point of eating sausage is if you don't dip it in ketchup first.

Pablo: Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.

Farrah: I'll be honest here. I don't like cinnamon gum, so I probably wouldn't mess with this.

Lara: This is probably delicious but SOME OF US have TMJ and can't chew gum so I guess I'll never know.

Pablo: I too have TMJ but I'd let my jaw lock for this sweet, sweet gum.

Farrah: I love that pumpkin spice isn't just for people — like, someone thought animals NEEDED to experience this fall craze, too.

Lara: This is absolutely insane. INSANE. But I also kind of want to get them for my dog!!!!!!!

Pablo: I'd eat these.

Farrah: I bet these are really good but taste like 20 cavities.

Lara: Is this real? This cannot be real.

Pablo: I've had these, and I will have them again. And again. And again. I hate myself.

Farrah: Going back to the whole deodorant thing, I don't think it would be BAD. Just...very festive.

Lara: This would just make me wanna eat a beard and that would be weird.

Pablo: Eating beards is IN and I'm ready.

Farrah: *Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.

Lara: Oh JFC. Fine. Take it, people who work out a lot. You can have it.

Pablo: Are pumpkins vegetables or fruits? That's unrelated to this, but someone please tell me.

Farrah: OK, see, I think this would be less potent than the lotion so I would absolutely put it in my bathroom and kitchen.

Lara: Hell yeah I want my hands to smell like pumpkin spice.

Pablo: I'll eat my dishes after I eat a beard.

Farrah: I think I want my peanut butter to just taste like peanut butter.

Lara: Would eat by the spoonful, forkful, handful, whatever.

Pablo: *literally orgasms*

Farrah: SO. This isn't just pumpkin spice, but "Pumpkin Pie Diner" scent. I bet it smells like Thanksgiving day.

Lara: I wish we had this in the single stall bathroom at work and that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Pablo: Where's this so-called "Pumpkin Pie Diner" and why haven't I gone?

Farrah: Yes, yes, yes give me everything sweet and salty with a hint of fall.

Lara: I would eat these knowing that chemicals were entering my body. It would be worth it.

Pablo: I'm anti-pretzel unless it's covered in something. This is something, so I'm pro this product.