Here Are Our Thoughts On 17 Pumpkin Spice Products You Can Really Buy

Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.

1. Pumpkin spice deodorant

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Farrah: I don't think this would be BAD?!?! I use a vanilla deodorant now and I feel like this is sort of similar. What I'm saying is, I would try it.

Lara: Pumpkin spice is the type of flavor that makes you wanna hug puppies and smile at babies, not a flavor you want wafting from your armpit when you go to hug someone.

Farrah: I'd welcome a little waft of pumpkin instead of B.O., tho!!!

Pablo: Y'all can have fun smelling like the inside of a Michael's.

2. Pumpkin spice alcohol

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Farrah: I love that it's not just a pumpkin spice beer, but pumpkin spice LATTE beer.

Lara: My stomach hurts just LOOKING at these. Fireball already exists, we didn't need another fall drink. But I mean, would I drink either of these if I was at a bonfire wearing a scarf? Probably.

Pablo: I'd happily take shots of the Baileys and chase it with the pumpkin spice beer while shoveling an entire pumpkin up my...OK, I'll calm down.

3. Pumpkin spice salmon

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Farrah: Someone took this too far.

Lara: What the fuckkkkkkk. No. Salmon and pumpkin do not go together.

Farrah: You know what, I'm curious. So, please tell me in the comments if you've tried this...interesting combination.

Pablo: Love yourselves, humanity.

4. Pumpkin spice salsa

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Farrah: OK so I've eaten salsa with pineapple in it and it was really great, so I feel like I'd eat a whole jar in one sitting.

Lara: This is probably delicious and anyone who disagrees is just lying to themselves.

Pablo: Sounds about white.

5. Pumpkin spice cookie straws

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Farrah: This is probably so damn good with an iced pumpkin spiced latte. And then you can eat the straw when you're done! GENIUS.

Lara: Wow, saving the environment and giving us sugar, we stan these "straws"!!!

Pablo: Petition to replace all plastic products with cookies.

6. Pumpkin spice sausage

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Farrah: My first instinct is to go, "ew" but I bet it's actually really good.

Lara: This is upsetting because I feel like it wouldn't taste good once dipped in ketchup and I don't know what the point of eating sausage is if you don't dip it in ketchup first.

Pablo: Pumpkin spice meat is my least favorite kind of meat.

7. Pumpkin spice lotion

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Farrah: I'm not mad at it, but I think I would rather have this scent in a candle?

Lara: Isn't lotion the reason pumpkin spice was created in the first place? This is the most acceptable on this list. Good job, lotion.

Pablo: You ever smell the inside of an ACTUAL pumpkin? I'm good. It's cute tho.

8. Pumpkin spice gum

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Farrah: I'll be honest here. I don't like cinnamon gum, so I probably wouldn't mess with this.

Lara: This is probably delicious but SOME OF US have TMJ and can't chew gum so I guess I'll never know.

Pablo: I too have TMJ but I'd let my jaw lock for this sweet, sweet gum.

9. Pumpkin spice treats for dogs

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Farrah: I love that pumpkin spice isn't just for people — like, someone thought animals NEEDED to experience this fall craze, too.

Lara: This is absolutely insane. INSANE. But I also kind of want to get them for my dog!!!!!!!

Pablo: I'd eat these.

10. Pumpkin spice peeps

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Farrah: I bet these are really good but taste like 20 cavities.

Lara: Is this real? This cannot be real.

Pablo: I've had these, and I will have them again. And again. And again. I hate myself.

11. Pumpkin spice beard oil

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Farrah: Going back to the whole deodorant thing, I don't think it would be BAD. Just...very festive.

Lara: This would just make me wanna eat a beard and that would be weird.

Pablo: Eating beards is IN and I'm ready.

12. Pumpkin spice whey protein

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Farrah: *Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.

Lara: Oh JFC. Fine. Take it, people who work out a lot. You can have it.

Pablo: Are pumpkins vegetables or fruits? That's unrelated to this, but someone please tell me.

13. Pumpkin spice dish soap

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Farrah: OK, see, I think this would be less potent than the lotion so I would absolutely put it in my bathroom and kitchen.

Lara: Hell yeah I want my hands to smell like pumpkin spice.

Pablo: I'll eat my dishes after I eat a beard.

14. Pumpkin spice peanut butter

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Farrah: I think I want my peanut butter to just taste like peanut butter.

Lara: Would eat by the spoonful, forkful, handful, whatever.

Pablo: *literally orgasms*

15. Pumpkin spice air freshener

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Farrah: SO. This isn't just pumpkin spice, but "Pumpkin Pie Diner" scent. I bet it smells like Thanksgiving day.

Lara: I wish we had this in the single stall bathroom at work and that's all I'm gonna say about that.

Pablo: Where's this so-called "Pumpkin Pie Diner" and why haven't I gone?

16. Pumpkin spice pretzels

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Farrah: Yes, yes, yes give me everything sweet and salty with a hint of fall.

Lara: I would eat these knowing that chemicals were entering my body. It would be worth it.

Pablo: I'm anti-pretzel unless it's covered in something. This is something, so I'm pro this product.

17. Pumpkin sheet mask

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Farrah: Have you ever asked yourself, "Should I nearly suffocate myself in pumpkin????" If so, this is the mask for you.

Lara: I will try anything if it promises to make me look younger or more chic or something. So like, yes, send me a pumpkin face mask please.

Pablo: Make me look like a newborn my sweet pumpkin king!