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A Day In The Life Of People Who Hate People

Hating people is a full time job.

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You start your morning off by taking the necessary precautions to get you through a day filled with human interaction.

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Like a giant cup of coffee and shut the fuck up.

... Because there's never a time you want to be around people.

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NEVER.

Before you leave the house, you read your daily inspiration to live by.

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You dress appropriately in hopes others will stay out of your personal space...

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... But no matter what, some annoying idiot will get way too close and you'll have no choice but to react accordingly.

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Get out of the bubble while you have all your limbs intact.

Commuting is the most dreaded part of your day.

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For obvious reasons.

And wherever you're heading, it's NEVER worth it.

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GET ME TO MY BED.

Throughout the day, you're constantly reminded why you should have never left your house...

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... And daydreaming about your most passionate of fantasies.

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All day long, you're constantly dealing with people texting you who you reluctantly gave your number to in the first place.

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But at least they understand your ~brand~.

And your resting bitchface has gotten so good, that you can't even enjoy your lunch ALONE without people nagging you.

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My only problem is you.

When it's finally time to go home, you usually stop to buy necessities to support your lifestyle...

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... Because during the evening, you're in your OWN HOME where no one else should be.

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To unwind from the day, you channel your hatred into your craft.

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Thank you, Pinterest.

And do some ~self reflection~... but change nothing about yourself.

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Sometimes you cook some dinner up with your emotions...

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... Or drink it up with your wine.

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After your evening meal, you might debate on whether or not you should go out... before you realize that you hate going out, because people.

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At some point, your mom calls you to remind you that you should be dating.

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... And you tell her for the millionth time that when you try to date someone, you realize that they're a person and therefore you cannot stand them.

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Each night before bed, you spend a lot of time listing the reasons why you hate people so much...

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... And there's still never enough time to count them all.

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And then you go to sleep knowing that you'll wake up tomorrow and do the same damn thing.

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