Get hard constipated poop, squeeze it like a zit from the butthole and pull out with my bare fingers.
Never thought I could go days with minimum (read <3) sleepless and survive. I’m a bear when it comes to sleeping so making thru the first year was a win for me.
Fun fact: I bought the plastic one on amazon and then requested a return (cause my husband said to not spend money on unnecessary things). It turns out amazon returned my money and said keep the thing. Maybe it knew I needed it. Maybe it was due to shipping costs. FREE SQUATTY POTTY!…Â
Recent Comments
lannesp commented on What’s Something You’d Thought You’d Never Do Until You Became A Parent?
6/9/2019
0
lannesp commented on 13 Weird Food Combinations That People Swear Are Delicious
2/26/2019
1
lannesp commented on 13 Weird Food Combinations That People Swear Are Delicious
2/26/2019
6
lannesp commented on 13 Weird Food Combinations That People Swear Are Delicious
2/26/2019
0
lannesp commented on 13 Weird Food Combinations That People Swear Are Delicious
2/26/2019
0
lannesp commented on 31 Things That Happened In "Gilmore Girls" That Make No Sense Now That I'm Older
12/30/2017
18
lannesp commented on I Tried The Squatty Potty And I Will Never Poop The Same
10/23/2017
19
lannesp commented on Every Single One Of Paris Hilton's Cell Phones
5/8/2016
2
lannesp commented on These Women Didn't Know They Had Been Turned Into A Weird Meme Without Their Permission
4/19/2016
0
lannesp commented on 27 Struggles People Who Don't Have Big Boobs Will Never Understand
10/23/2015
2