Colter Langan

"Become one with the bears." That's our term in Yellowstone for phony hippies and Native wannabe's being eaten by grizzlies. lol

Man, you missed the essentials by more than a mile. Please expand your horizons beyond TLC and Kanye West.

Flock of Haircuts.

And the losers are those poor bastards in Brazil who pick-up the scrap-ends and do their best to burn the lot down before the Olympics hit.

Sorry, but born on 3rd base and everyone acts like she hit a home-run (to use a state-side baseball analogy.)

Awesome, but I'd be more impressed if those birthday candles were lit, Blackbeard.

This made me literally laugh out loud.

In all fairness, it is harder on women's knees. But fuck it. How many sports do you know where both men AND women look like they're being thrown physically out of a bar? I say, "we got a JUMPER!"

IMHO, her performance wasn't incredible. It's exactly what you'd expect from a young, driven Russian with a young, flexible, body. This hyperbole happens every four years. Instead, ask yourself how a Japanese skater falls to the ice, and is placed above other skaters in… Read More

Oh, Joanna. Does someone need a shoulder? There, there...show me on the dolly where the monkey bit you.