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21 Questions Australia Has For The US

WTF, America.

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1. Why does all your money look exactly the same?

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2. Why is your 10-cent coin smaller than your 5-cent coin?

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3. And WTF is going on with your 1-cent coins?

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We got rid of ours over 20 years ago.

4. Why don't you just add your sales tax to the price tag?

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We manage it here just fine.

5. And why don't you pay your staff a decent wage so tipping isn't necessary?

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6. Why is your cheese orange?

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7. Or in a can, for that matter?

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So much nope.

8. And on LITERALLY EVERYTHING?

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9. And why are your soft drink sizes so huge?

10. Why do your pharmacies sell beer?

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Pharmacies are meant for stuff that makes you HEALTHIER.

11. Why are you so obsessed with ranch dressing?

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12. And why is your gravy white?

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13. Why do you call scones "biscuits"?

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14. #RealTalk: What the actual fuck is with your gun laws?

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15. And if you call university "school", then what do you call school?

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16. Why do you butcher the English language by adding Z to everything?

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Also it's "zed", not "zee".

17. Why do you think we all drink Foster's?

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It's fucking gross.

18. What is with using Fahrenheit?

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19. And inches?

Exhibit A: Map of places that don’t use the Metric system:

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Exhibit A: Map of places that don’t use the Metric system:

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20. And feet? And miles?

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21. And gallons?

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America, you have a LOT of explaining to do.

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