1. News Corp columnist Peter Moore wants "just one Aborigine-free day" to celebrate Australia.
2. Anti-Islam groups decided this billboard was so unacceptable that they threatened the company behind it and it was taken down.
3. SnapChat's Americanised take on the national day didn't quite hit the mark...
4. But it's nowhere near as bad as this atrocity from Sydney Trains.
5. Deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce resorted to insulting people who want to change the date, calling them "miserable gutted people" who should "crawl under a rock".
"They don't like Christmas, they don't like Australia Day, they're just miserable gutted people and I wish they would crawl under a rock and hide for a little bit," he told 2GB.
"This is Australia Day and if you don't like it, I don't know mate, go to work, do something else."