Susan Sarandon Is Selling Her Pool Table On Craigslist...

And it's not an April Fool's Joke? Here are some of the best responses.

Susan Sarandon tweeted that she would be selling her pool table this morning...

Via Twitter: @SusanSarandon

(Why is this not, like, front page news today?)

People had some.. interesting responses.

Via newyork.craigslist.org

This guy sounds like he wants to lure her into a real life Lifetime film...

Via Twitter: @Ryan_EXOE

A few people were concerned for her safety...

Via Twitter: @LarryTheLlama84

Via Twitter: @garymoody65

There were also many dismayed replies about wishing people had money/room in their apartments/the chance to meet her, etc. But mostly importantly, we have....

This guy, who was brave enough to ask the question any truly interested buyer would want to know.

Via Twitter: @RyanWalt525

Thanks, Ryan Walters. You're an American hero.

But mostly, the moral of this story is: What?