RE: BUZZFEED APPLICATION
1. Let's start with a chair. A real chair.
2. A sports tavern sign above your chair.
3. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
4. A cardigan to drape over the back of your chair when it gets too warm.
5. Books. Reading is good and stuff.
You work hard as a dad. You love your family. You need your dad corner to reflect how awesome you are.