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    Since becoming a father, I cry a lot. Here are some other dudes crying.


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    1. Tom Brady with hippie hair cried a lot, for a lot of reasons. Hippie hair chief among them.

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    2. Knowshon knows... how to make it RAIN!

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    3. When Mario Balotelli came over to Liverpool FC, he made fans weep with his crummy play. He shares in the pain here and he apparently has a tear duct at each corner of his right eye.


    4. Brett Favre: "I wear Wrangler jeans cuz they're thick, durable, and able to absorb copious amounts of tears."


    5. Agassi cries ALL THE DAMN TIME. Here he is weeping. Hey Andre- it's effing tennis. CALM DOWN.


    I'm not heartless. He was retiring, so I get the tears. I also love tennis.


    Yes! The Canon Rebel is that good.


    6. Here's Pete Sampras crying. Looooootttta crying in tennis.

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    7. LeBron James! The Decision! Whether or not to stop crying. He chooses... oh, he can't decide!


    8. I won't make a tasteless joke about Ray Lewis here. I'm a Bengals fan, so it's difficult for me not to make fun of a Ravens player. Maybe there's a Steelers player I can-


    9. A STEELER! I actually liked Hines Ward for a spell, until he acted like a jackass on and off the field. His tears here are so thick, I think I'll call them "eye hail."

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    10. Russell Wilson cries because

    A) The guy behind him is applying the Vulcan Neck Pinch


    B) His limbs became invisible when the fan on the left snapped his picture.

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    Again, LeBron? You were in a comic book, for Pete's sake! Stop the flow.

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    Oh, the LeBron comic is real. Here's Marvel Comics riffing on their "Spider-Man No More" cover. Or ripping it off. I'm sure comic book Lebron is crying as he walks away into the rain.

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    11. College hoops. Where you sit on the ground and cry for a long time. Then you roll over.

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    Or perhaps...


    ... Morrison and Afflalo were simply playing "light as a feather, stiff as a board."


    We'll close with Tom Brady because I like it when he cries.

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    Not quite enough...

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    Almost there...

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    Yep. That's the good stuff. Thank you, internet.

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