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    10 Ways To Survive In British Prison

    Tips from ex-inmate Carl Cattermole, author of 'HMP: A Survival Guide', on how to endure a stay At Her Majesty's pleasure. Illustrations by Banx.

    1. Be prepared

    2. Keep a low profile

    3. Find a friend

    4. Get a job

    5. Behave yourself

    6. Read Papillion by Henri Charriere

    7. Beware of staff

    8. Get educated

    9. Write

    10. Get friendly with someone in the kitchen