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90s Toys You Still Can't Afford

Mom said, "Save up for it!" and WE ARE STILL SAVING UP FOR IT WHAT THE EFF?

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Digital Doggie Giga Pet ($73.75)

For those of us without actual dogs to play with, the Digital Doggie was as close as we'd get to having our own Fido... but they didn't come cheap! This robotic version of man's best friend is STILL out of our price range. It's probably for the best though, considering they're actually a LOT of work and we have "real responsibilities" to think about now (see: bills, rent, not starving to death).
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For those of us without actual dogs to play with, the Digital Doggie was as close as we'd get to having our own Fido... but they didn't come cheap! This robotic version of man's best friend is STILL out of our price range. It's probably for the best though, considering they're actually a LOT of work and we have "real responsibilities" to think about now (see: bills, rent, not starving to death).

Nickelodeon Slime Clock ($58.50)

If an alarm clock is gonna cost me almost $60, it better have a feature where it gets up and goes to work for me.
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If an alarm clock is gonna cost me almost $60, it better have a feature where it gets up and goes to work for me.

Barbie Jeep Wrangler ($304.12)

Seriously? That's about what a monthly payment is on an ACTUAL Jeep Wrangler.Also...you can't fit in it anymore. So there's that.
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Seriously? That's about what a monthly payment is on an ACTUAL Jeep Wrangler.

Also...you can't fit in it anymore. So there's that.

Deluxe Talkboy ($117.50)

Minus the tiny detail of having been abandoned by his whole family TWICE, everyone wanted to be Kevin McCallister holding one of these bad boys in Home Alone 2, warping his own voice to sound somewhat Darth Vader-esque. And yet now, $117 seems a bit steep for a feature that can probably be downloaded for free as an app.
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Minus the tiny detail of having been abandoned by his whole family TWICE, everyone wanted to be Kevin McCallister holding one of these bad boys in Home Alone 2, warping his own voice to sound somewhat Darth Vader-esque. And yet now, $117 seems a bit steep for a feature that can probably be downloaded for free as an app.

Super Soaker 2000 ($75.00)

The kid who owned one of these? Basically the neighborhood boss, since it actually HURT REAL REAL BAD to get sprayed by one. Too bad you probably have to actually BE someone's boss to have this kind of throwaway cash.
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The kid who owned one of these? Basically the neighborhood boss, since it actually HURT REAL REAL BAD to get sprayed by one. Too bad you probably have to actually BE someone's boss to have this kind of throwaway cash.

American Girl Molly Doll ($274.95)

Molly (aka the coolest American Girl). She's retired now and you'll likely spend whatever you have in a 401K to get her.
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Molly (aka the coolest American Girl). She's retired now and you'll likely spend whatever you have in a 401K to get her.

Fisher Price Dream Doll House ($140.38)

(Whispers under breath) Save for dollhouse? Save for real house? Save for dollhouse? Save for real house?
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(Whispers under breath) Save for dollhouse? Save for real house? Save for dollhouse? Save for real house?

Little Tikes Turtle Sandbox ($68.95)

The price is totally worth how creepy you definitely won't look to your neighbors as you sit in one of these.
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The price is totally worth how creepy you definitely won't look to your neighbors as you sit in one of these.

Travel Hot Shot Basketball ($74.99)

*internally screaming at self for not just saving the one I already had*
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*internally screaming at self for not just saving the one I already had*

Beanie Babies

JUST KIDDING THEY'RE SUPER CHEAP YOU GUYS
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JUST KIDDING THEY'RE SUPER CHEAP YOU GUYS

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