1. Because she threw the classiest amount of shade at Kimye's Vogue cover.
2. Because she has the strength to crush your ego in one blow.
3. Because she knows she's one of the greatest models to ever walk the runway.
4. Because she can tell if your "100% Virgin Remy" weave is actually 100% synthetic.
5. Because she can throw shade IN SIGN LANGUAGE!
6. Because her new BFF is the United States President of Shade, Nene Leakes.
7. Because you can never really tell when she's being sarcastic.
8. Because you must have a death wish if you dare challenge Naomi to a duel.
9. Because sometimes she's brutally honest...
10. …but she shades with the best intentions.
11. All hail the Queen of Shade! LONG...
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