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I work at Cracker Barrel in the retail section and I was closing one night when a guy about mid 30s came to check out. I was being friendly (like I always am) and just made small talk with him while he was paying. At the end of the conversation he asks for my number and I find this… Read More

Gator nuggets. Delicious. Not quite chicken nuggets, not quite fish sticks. All parts yummy.

I think the biggest thing for me was adding a vitamin c serum to my routine and an eye cream. I may only be 18 and still just a baby face but skin care for me is not only about trying to treat my skin problems (STILL IMPORTANT TOO THO) but also being preventative. And I’ve been loving… Read More

"Chill with Bob Ross" and "Bob Ross Beauty is Everywhere" If the titles don't say it all his soothing voice sure will. Watching the painting ledgened himself, teach you had to make happy little landscapes is so relaxing. Bob makes you feel like you're old pals and he's just having… Read More

The Halloween before The Force Awakens came out, I was already obsessed with the movie because star wars is life. So of course I wanted to cosplay as Rey. But when I went to get a costume I could only find child sizes. So naturally I squeezed my short ass into a child's X large. I… Read More

Sweet relief by Kimbra The whole song is basically about a girl trying to get an orgasm and it's honestly so empowering. The artist's voice is so sexy, combined with such a hypnotic beat, and suggestive lyrics

That moment in Mulan when they find out she's a girl. Chi- Fu throws her, hurt and half-naked into the snow. Then Shang makes a big show of NOT killing her as Mulan begs for her life. Did I mention this was right after she saved everyone else from the Huns?

Where the fuck is the foreplay? Like you made out with them for half a minute and you expect me to believe everyone's "good to go down there?" I don't think so.

Schmidt from New Girl is definitely a fuck boy. He had his own douchebag jar for Christ sake.

What's some of your favorite children's books?