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14 Moments Only People Who Went To Catholic School Will Understand

Nothing like adulthood to burst your Catholic bubble.

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1. You never had to worry about wearing stylish clothes...

2. ...but now, you don't know how to shop like a normal adult.

3. You got to ditch class by being an alter server...

4. ...but now, you're only an alter server at funerals.

5. You spent a lot of time trying to get rid of your dirty thoughts...

6. ...but now, you realize those thoughts aren't as big of a deal as you thought.

7. You got to drink wine before any of your public school friends...

8. ...but now, you realize Eucharist wine is not strong enough to matter.

9. You knew how to boost your GPA by taking a religion class...

10. ...but now, you just get into religious debates with Evangelicals.

11. You got to hold hands with your crush during the "Our Father" prayer...

12. ...but now, you have no idea how to flirt like a regular adult.

13. You practiced handwriting until you were a pro...

14. ...but now, literally nobody cares.

Ahhh, Catholic school. Watch the ups and downs of holy teaching in Lady Bird — now playing in select theaters nationwide.

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