I’ve been sleeping with my co-worker for the past 6 months … nobody at the work place knows except his sister… whom ironically I’m fucking as well . You’re welcome buzzfeed
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I can relate to this on so many levels of
I brought my co-worker over to join my friend and i, a ruined shower curtain, and a weird ass cab ride later( by weird i mean the entire bag of fresh molly we purchased fell all over the cab … needles to say THIS DID NOT PHASE US. CHALLANGE WAS ACCEPTED WITHOUT SECOND THOUGHT.) We were back at her place ready to finish up the party… long story short i threw up during my attempt to “Deep Throat That Shit” , aaaannddd they fucked each other without me, while i laid on the futon with vomit breath.
1.) Dont do molly after its fallen all over a random cab
2.) Do not attempt to “Deep Throat That Shit” on a semi-full stomach
3.) FUCK THEM BOTH!!!!!!