This was told to me by a coworker.
She had just given birth and read in parenting books that because she had just given birth she could have sex again, within months the first few months, without getting pregnant again.
Needless to say that is not true, please don’t think that, because she very much did.

I had a huge crush on my friend, and we were on the subject of prom on day.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my prom (since he was in a different school and district) which he said sure!
This would have been the highlight of my year if he didn’t also say “this will be the 3rd one I’m going to this year, nice! Can’t wait” ?

I bought an automatic air freshener to spray lavender smells in my room.
There’s something comforting in coming home after a long day and entering a room that just relaxes you.

I have a specific routine, put lavender lotion on my hands and a bit under my nose, so I smell it. I have to be in darkness, and have an eye mask on, and then when I’m in my cover I play weightless by Marconi union for 8 mins on my Google home.
I tell my friends that I’m high maintinance in this sense but honestly I always knock out within the first few mins

I was bike riding in my neighborhood, not entirely safe tbh due to the cars that whiz by, and decided to race with my cousin. Mind you we were around 10 or 11, so we had no real regard to being safe. I was in the lead and thought I heard a car coming behind me, so I froze thinking I was going to get hit. Turns out it was actually my cousin close behind, and since he didn’t expect me to stop he crashed into me. We both flew out of our bikes and onto the sidewalk. We were crying when an older lady came running and trying to help us. She started messaging our legs and inspecting it for any bleeding. She didn’t know any English or Spanish so our communication was mostly headnods and hand gestures. She helped up get up and made sure we could stand. When we gave her the thumbs up she just nodded and left. The fact that someone came running to help us, despite neither group understanding each other, was just amazing. That simple act of kindness really stuck with me to this day.

1)Trying to hide the fact that they’re on their phone (kid come on, my generation did that, I know what it looks like), and then lying that they didn’t have their phones out.
2) when one kid has to go to the office (or even just leave the classroom for any reason) and they all ask “what happened to them?!!???” My response, “are you them? No? Then don’t worry about it.”
3)when they steal my supplies that I bought for the classroom, like… why ughhh
4) when they yell out teacher instead of my name that I introduced myself as. If I have to know your name, you can learn mine.
5)when the loudest kids are the ones trying to shush everyone else
6)when I tell a student not to do something because they could get hurt, and they still do it and get hurt. Why would you think I’m lying to you?!
7)when I not only write out instructions on the board, but give them verbally and visually and ask if everyone understood, only to have that one student say “wait, so what are we doing?”

Would you ever do a drunk history of panic at the disco, like Brandon did for you guys??

If I need to jump through hoops to prove myself and to become certified before I can even begin to teach, then why can she not also prove herself. Truth of the matter is she is not qualified, has no experience, and should have no say over our public education. If teachers, and future teachers, need to take courses and insert themselves in classrooms to understand how to help children, how to differentiate assignments, and in some cases to help diagnose any disorders in regards to their education, then why can’t she. Just because you have money, and you THINK and idea should work, doesn’t mean you should get a position. You need to show proof of your efforts, experience and knowledge, and honestly she lacks in all of these categories.

I usually use just cold water and soap and hand scrub.
It works every time tbh. Simple and easy

I stopped reading Manga online, I would spend hours trying to reads new releases and then one day I decided to workout. I have surprisingly been able to keep my workouts 5 days a week the last month because I stopped reading online.

My friend made pizza rolls, and told me to wait until they cooled down before I could eat them. I laughed and said “yeah,ok”,bit into it and the pizza sauce inside of it, fell on my chin. I didn’t realize until she pointed it out to me, and when she did I had already gotten a second degree been burn. I wish this happened when I was a kid, but it was 2 years ago when I was 20. The pizza roll was pretty good though.

I was going through a rough period in middle school after a death of a loved one, so I started wearing a lot of black to mourn. I even would wear black fingerless gloves, just because. One kid asked me why I would wear the gloves and told him the reason. Honestly not even a minute later I overhear him say to dome fellow classmates, “so she killed her family and wears the gloves to not leave any evidence.” I didn’t do anything about that situation, but the only good thing that came out of it was that no one bothered me because they thought I could get away with murder. ….

I usually have a bunch of garbanzos in my house, so I take them out of the can, drain them as well as rinse them, put them on a metal pan (that has been sprayed with non stick butter), add salt and pepper and cook for 350 degrees for 13-16 mins.
It’s quick, easy, and satisfying to eat ~

Bananas are just so a - peeling

2nd grade
Field trip to the back of the school, on the blacktop to listen to someone explain to us what the different numbers on plastic containers meant.

I’m minoring in studio art, which means I need to take a bunch of art classes of course. The problem is that because I’m left handed, I need to be super careful or else my art work can get smudged, and then ruined. The worst assignment I did was having to paint on my canvas flat against the wall and keep my arm basically hovering in hopes that I didn’t ruin my final. I aced the final, but left with a serious cramp in my left wrist.

It was am amazing commercial, and really showed how diverse this country is. Most people are just angry because they believe that to be American you need to be white. Also the fact that they typed #speakamerican didn’t really help their cause, just shows how uneducated they really are.

I’m surprised I got all of these right xD