1. So true! I went outside once and had just the best time.
2. Woah... I guess I have a really naughty heart.
3. Be patient. Miracles don't have 4G like your cellphones.
4. This is true for more than just snow people.
5. I wonder if this one applies to asking Zooey Deschanel for dates on Twitter.
6. If you want to fly, this can also figuratively work without pixie dust.
7. In modern terms, it basically means to give zero f*cks.
8. Touché Mufasa. Just when you thought Hakuna Matata was the way, dad inspires you to become the boss you were born to be.
9. Even 40 year-old virgins who still live at home are eligible.
10. Try this everyday and see what happens (you'll probably have a lot of courage and be really kind).
11. Unless you're a psychopath and haven't a conscience.
12. So much better than, "Keep on truckin'" (especially if you're a swimmer and not a trucker)
13. This quote should be on every door.
14. Why I always walk on the ceiling.
15. It took me a while to realize this isn't an incomplete sentence.
16. For the next time someone criticizes you for laughing at your own jokes.
17. Especially if you're a nose.
18. These people are usually really good in bed too.
19. Resisting urge to pick apart Thumper's adorable speech pattern...
20. This is how I feel about beer (I'm probably misinterpreting this quote).
21. Seriously. Identity theft is a real problem in the US.
22. Learning sounds a lot easier, especially because I can do it from my couch.
23. Except for that perverted uncle we all have.
24. This is a great quote if you're into being rare and beautiful.
25. Acid flashback?
26. Unless you're an accountant! Haha! (I think there is a quote up there about laughing at your own jokes)
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