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13 Of The Best Sketches From "The Baroness Von Sketch Show"

"Those are the ex-husband jeans, most people find them disappointing."

1. "Bangs"

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This one hits incredibly close-to-home in a pandemic world. A woman turns to YouTube to learn how to cut her bangs at home with hilarious consequences. Please watch this if you're thinking about giving yourself a haircut at home.

Best quote: "No I'm not from Paris, I just cut my own bangs."

Watch it here

2. "Wine Preserver"

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Have you ever drunk half a bottle of wine and wanted to preserve the rest? No? You just drink the whole damn thing? Then this video was meant for you. In this sketch, a lady is utterly confused by a new product that is meant to preserve wine thats leftover in the bottle.

Best quote: "Sell me a case and we'll call it a week."

Watch it here

3. "Dry Shampoo"

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If life is getting you down, there's one quick fix: dry shampoo. In this sketch we see a woman going through some tough times and marital struggles. But the answer to all her problems is... dry shampoo!

Best quote: "I have to tell you, this dry shampoo is a real life saver. I am getting a divorce. Whatever. Check out that volume."

Watch it here

4. "ID"

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A woman is ID-ed for all the wrong reasons while just trying to buy a bottle of wine. If you've ever been ID-ed at the liquor store, watch this sketch.

Best quote: "You must have lived... lived a life."

Watch it here

5. "Lips"

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Most people go to the surgeon's office for full, beautiful lips, but this woman shares her secret to her new lips: allergies!

Best quote: "Wonderful. You're so brave to eat."

Watch it here

6. "Honesty Circle"

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Honesty is the best policy... except at this workplace. Take notes from this sketch before you participate in an office-wide honesty circle.

Best quote: "I put on my pantsuit one leg at a time, just like all of you."

Watch it here

7. "Locker Room"

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In your 40s the gym unlocks your full potential for not giving a crap.

Best quote: "In 5 years you'll be giving unsolicited life advice to strangers."
Watch it here

8. "Jeans"

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There are fashion staples like boyfriend jeans and mom jeans. But have you ever tried "Aunt Sheila jeans" or even "the slutty cousin jeans?" This sketch explores the plethora of jean options available at this boutique clothing shop.

Best quote: "I just love how they're completely hiding your body shape."

Watch it here

9. "We're at the Cottage"

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There are no rules when you're at the cottage. Caesars with breakfast? Why not! You can let anything slide when you're at the cottage! Whether you have a cottage or not, this sketch will definitely make you laugh and probably have you craving a Caesar.

Best quote: "We're at the cotttaaaggggee."

Watch it here

10. "Bag Hate"

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What do you do when you forget your cloth shopping bags at home and you don't want to use plastic grocery bags? You get creative — really creative. This video is for anyone who hates the shame of using a plastic bag at the grocery store.

Best quote: "Will you be needing any bags?"

Watch it here

11. "Red Wine Ladies"

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Girls night goes from amazing to sloppy real quick. Relatable af.

Best quote:"We womanifested it."

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12. "For Our Records"

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Have you ever wondered what stores do with all that personal information they ask for? Well you'll likely just be told it's "for the records." But what records? Who controls these records? I'm not comfortable with this and you shouldn't be either.

Best quote: "I'm sorry. I didn't have a coffee and I smell like a meatball."

Watch it here

13. "You Owe Me"

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Welcome to the payback party! If you've NEVER had a bachelorette, wedding, baby shower or anything like that, then the payback party is what you're here to celebrate!

Best quote:"What's ridiculous is a destination wedding, at an all-inclusive with a cash bar."

Watch it here

Baroness Von Sketch Show's fifth and final season premieres Tuesday, October 6 on CBC and CBC Gem.

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