11 Ways To Make Your Excuse For Forgetting Valentine’s Day Sound More Legit
Love: a sacred union between two people consistently making excuses for their actions toward one another. <3
Try workshopping it with an accent.
Say it louder.
Start each sentence with: "No offense..."
Rip "Feb. 14" out of all of your calendars. Then show your partner that there was no way you could have remembered yesterday was Valentine's Day, as it literally isn't even in any of your calendars.
Apologize and then hand your lover a gift card to an American quick-service fast-food sandwich restaurant chain.
Put the excuse in a poem.
Use a vocoder to relay your excuse.
Do something worse than forgetting Valentine's Day so that forgetting Valentine's Day, by comparison to this awful thing, seems like no big deal at all!
Ask former President of the United States Barack Obama to vouch for you.
Do not ask my ex-boyfriend.
Or just consider genuinely apologizing and meaning it!!!!!!
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!