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    15 Thoughts Everyone's Had While Using An Automatic Toilet

    It can be a real shit show.

    1. "Well, this should be fun."

    2. "Okay, well at least it's more sanitary than a regular toilet, right?"

    3. "Maybe it will wait until I'm finished to flush this time."

    4. "Okay but how can I reach the toilet paper without activating the flush?"

    5. "Maybe if I make it flush once first, it won't go off again for a while."

    6. "No, okay, no nothing will keep it from flushing."

    7. "I AM THE HUMAN, I AM IN CONTROL HERE."

    8. "Is it safe to sit yet?"

    9. "Maybe I should just try sitting now."

    10. "NOPE NEVER MIND."

    11. "Okay, I'm waiting one more minute, and then I am JUST. DOING. IT."

    12. "Here I go. I am going to sit."

    13. "I CAN DO THIS!"

    14. "It's about to happen and I really don't think it's going to flush prematurely!"

    15. "It has flushed. All over me."

    Better luck next time, super poopers!