How Discomfited Does This Kinda Hunky Kangaroo Make You Feel?

I know it's weird, but hey, you're already here. Just lean into it.

Or if you kind of like 'em a little hairy...

Roger might just be your guy.

And you know he wouldn't be lyin'.

**Sensual kangaroo voice with an Aussie accent** You shouldn't have to do this alone, mate.

I just feel like he knows that strength of character is just as important as the physical stuff, too.

With those enlarged ears and an evolutionarily favored sense of hearing, you just know he'd be a good listener.

And to the rest of all y'all — please fucking hop to it soon, k???