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The Definitive Ranking Of Bad Valentine’s Day Presents

Not all gifts that say "I love you" are created equal. But whatever presents you exchange, you can make it a perfect night with K-Y Date Night.

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12. Love Poem

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I wanted to say something sweet
Something you'd think was really neat
And what better way to make it rhyme
Because that trick works every time
Trust that this comes from the heart
Even though my prose is a fart