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    Posted on Apr 22, 2013

    This Soccer Player Might Literally Be A Zombie

    I mean, Luis Suarez has bitten MULTIPLE dudes in his career. The numbers don't lie.

    There is a picture of soccer player Luis Suarez's dignified chompers going around today. Want to know why?

    Phil Noble / Reuters

    Because, in Sunday's Liverpool game against Chelsea, Suarez decided it would be prudent to take an aggressive bite out of Branislav Ivanovic's arm.

    Pretty outstanding how, after digging his canines into another man, Suarez gets up and seems to be like, "Yeah... yeah! I got fouled!"

    Suarez apparently called Ivanovic to apologize, but that didn't stop Liverpool from fining him, and he could be getting a long long ban from English soccer pretty soon, marring what has otherwise been a great season.

    Here's video of the play. This isn't the first time Suarez has gotten in trouble as a Liverpool player; he was suspended eight matches for racially abusing a Manchester United player in 2011.

    View this video on YouTube

    In fact, this isn't even the first time Suarez has BITTEN a dude. Back in 2010, as captain of Dutch side Ajax, Suarez bit Otman Bakkal and was banned seven matches.

    As if this isn't enough evidence, we've uncovered EXCLUSIVE super-secret footage of Luis Suarez at home. This is Luis Suarez.

    It's the Night of the Living Suarez.