1. In Tuesday night’s Kings-Nuggets game, DeMarcus Cousins had a rough time. A very rough time. Like, a “I only made one shot and missed 11” kind of rough time.
2. And it gets worse. Not only did Cousins make only one shot for his team — he made just as many for the other team.
3. On the bright side: Cousins did have 13 rebounds and five blocks!
4. On the not-so-bright side!
7. Thanks to the incredible advances in broadcasting, though, we have another great angle on Cousins’ unfortunate play:
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