1. Here, the U.S. goalie just gave up a goal, but you wouldn’t know it. Just being super-casual. “We’ll get ‘em next time,” he seems to be saying, as he prepares to shotgun a Natty.
2. This is less casual. AMERICA. There’s a time for being real chill, and there’s a time for making moves, and right now, America’s making moves.
3. This is an adorable child. There are also times when you just need to lift adorable children.
4. After the victory, the team looks bemused and patriotic. They inspire robe-jealousy because of their awesome robes.
5. “Huzzah,” the U.S. men’s water polo team says. “Montenegro? More like Monteneg-NO.”
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