Nene stands at a crossroads in his Nuggets jersey, looking forward.
Nene: I’m so confused.
The devil shows up.
Devil: Hey, dude.
Nene: Did you do this?
Nene: Did you just trade me for JaVale McGee???
Devil: Oh. Yeah.
JaVale McGee and Nick Young fall from the sky.
JaVale: OK I’M GOING TO RUN OVER THERE.
Nick: Calm down, JaVale.
JaVale: NO WAIT WHERE AM I.
Nick: JaVale, you’re headed to Denver.
JaVale: IS THAT A CITY OR A PLACE IN MY HEAD.
Nene: This guy? Seriously?
Ronny Turiaf: Hey guys!
Nick: Ronnie, where the hell did you come from?
Ronny: Oh, you know! I’m going to Denver!
Nene: Wait, you too?!?! This is what I’m worth?
JaVale: I’M WORTH A THOUSAND GOLD COINS.
Ronny: Don’t worry, Nene! I like you a lot!
Nene: This is depressing.
Nick: What’s that thing up there in the sky?
Nene: I think that’s Nate McMillan. Whatever, man. John Wall and me. We’re gonna be best friends.
Nick: Yeah dude, good luck with that. I get to play with Chris Paul. Do you KNOW how many shots I’m going to take per game?
JaVale: LOOK HEY I JUST DUNKED ON THIS APPLE TREE.
Devil: You and George Karl are going to get along great.
Nick: By the way, who is Brian Cook?
Nene: No idea.
Devil: I can’t place him.
Ronny: Doesn’t ring a bell.
JaVale: GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALL?
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