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    Mar 11, 2013

    The 23 Funniest Responses To The Jets Asking For Advice On Twitter

    The New York Jets' official Twitter account asked what the team should prioritize during free agency. Twitter had some great ideas.

    Here's the original tweet from the Jets. Good thinking, guys! No way this could go wrong!

    Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- New York Jets

    1.

    football RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    football RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Matt Sussman

    2.

    dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Matt Sussman

    3.

    A new social media coordinator. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    A new social media coordinator. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Caitlin Kelly

    4.

    A lithium-ion battery that doesn't catch on fire RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    A lithium-ion battery that doesn't catch on fire RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Grady

    5.

    why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

    why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.-- Jason Kirk

    6.

    Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Phil Tyckoski

    7.

    Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- TUG

    8.

    ...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    ...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Chris Heller

    9.

    New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Aaron Gordon

    10.

    cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Peter Berkes

    11.

    Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- John Duckworth

    12.

    “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.

    “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.-- OfficialGeonyAyyad

    13.

    Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."

    Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."-- Chris Handlon

    14.

    Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Ryan Winfield

    15.

    “Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    “Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- RumfordJohnny

    16.

    Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Faux Trent Dilfer

    17.

    Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.

    Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.-- Large

    18.

    Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller.. “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”

    Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller..
    “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”-- Branman

    19.

    All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Ashley Burns

    20.

    Surrender? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Surrender? RT @nyjets:
    Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Sam Reiss

    21.

    Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Dan Kadar

    22.

    Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Jack Dickey

    23.

    Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.

    Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Sean Fennessey

    H/T to Nick Schwartz at USA Today