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Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- New York Jets
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football RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
football RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Matt Sussman
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dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Matt Sussman
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A new social media coordinator. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
A new social media coordinator. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Caitlin Kelly
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A lithium-ion battery that doesn't catch on fire RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
A lithium-ion battery that doesn't catch on fire RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Grady
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why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.
why don't they make the whole free agency out of the black box RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.-- Jason Kirk
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Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Having fun RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Phil Tyckoski
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Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Signing Ryan Leaf. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- TUG
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...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
...quietly weeping in the Meadowlands parking lot. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Chris Heller
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New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
New and creative ways to utilize butts in-game RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Aaron Gordon
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cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
cats RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Peter Berkes
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Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Applying to the new Big East @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- John Duckworth
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“@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.” Scoring points.
“@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.†Scoring points.-- OfficialGeonyAyyad
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Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."
Contraceptive coverage RT"@suss2hyphens: dental plan RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________."-- Chris Handlon
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Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Finding love in a hopeless place RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Ryan Winfield
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“Not being laughed at.” RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
“Not being laughed at.†RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- RumfordJohnny
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Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Making sure Tim Tebow gets to the conclave on time. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Faux Trent Dilfer
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Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.
Orange slices and Capri Suns RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _______.-- Large
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Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller.. “@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.”
Make Rex Ryan's teeth smaller..
“@nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.â€-- Branman
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All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
All the large sodas they can drink. RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Ashley Burns
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Surrender? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Surrender? RT @nyjets:
Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Sam Reiss
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Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Tattoo removal? Tebow? More $ for Sanchez? Toeless shoes? RT @nyjets: Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Dan Kadar
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Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Possessive apostrophes. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Jack Dickey
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Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.
Drugs. RT @nyjets Free agency begins tomorrow. The Jets priority should be _________.-- Sean Fennessey
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