That means that former offensive coordinator Pep Hamilton is now Andrew Luck Director of Offense Pep Hamilton. Hamilton is 15 years older than Luck. Not that Luck didn't have a huge impact on Stanford or anything, but seriously: he didn't even with the Heisman, and he certainly didn't lead Stanford to a national championship. Cam Newton did both before Auburn made a statue of him.
In the spirit of the Andrew Luck Director of Offense, I came up with a few other ideas for team jobs named after players.
— The Metta World Peace Team Psychologist
— The Tim Tebow Team Chaplain
— The Jermaine O'Neal Director of Fan Relations
— The Jose Canseco Director of Social Media
— The Rafael Palmeiro Drug-Test Administrator
— The LeGarrette Blount Sportsmanship Coordinator
— The Sean Avery Team Equipment Manager
— The Pete Rose Team Accountant